I am going to kill those two cousins

[Lotos]

(From an NSFCD post I made.  It's expanded a tad)
I told my cousin I lost my v-card.  She tells her little sister.  I find this out through an IM.  She calls me a perv.

[spoiler=la trascrizione]younger_cousin is available (11:52:33 PM)
i am TOTALLY over u!!!!!!!
Me (11:52:33 PM): finally
younger_cousin (11:52:45 PM): hey. shut up
Me (11:52:50 PM): took you long enough
younger_cousin (11:53:00 PM): u have no fuckin idea what shit he put me through
younger_cousin (11:53:05 PM): ...
Me (11:53:14 PM): kristin told me that he treated you like shit
Me (11:53:21 PM): and I assume you just realized it now?
younger_cousin (11:53:30 PM): thats not even the half of it
younger_cousin (11:53:36 PM): just fuckin but out
Me (11:53:40 PM): me?
Me (11:53:42 PM): ok fine
Me (11:53:53 PM): at least you didn't sleep with him
younger_cousin (11:54:31 PM): i didnt
younger_cousin (11:54:36 PM): but im still a vergin
Me (11:54:39 PM): good
younger_cousin (11:54:41 PM): fuckin perv
Me (11:54:44 PM): me?
younger_cousin (11:54:46 PM): yea
Me (11:54:52 PM): I said at least you didnt
younger_cousin (11:54:56 PM): kristin told me u and melanie fucked
Me (11:55:00 PM): I didnt state anything
Me (11:55:01 PM): I did not
younger_cousin (11:55:03 PM): how fuckin gross
Me (11:55:03 PM): thats a lie
younger_cousin (11:55:08 PM): mhm ssssuuurreee
Me (11:55:14 PM): believe what you want
younger_cousin (11:55:23 PM): ok i will
younger_cousin (11:55:28 PM): byee =]
Me (11:55:44 PM): at least I didnt have a shitty bf
Me (11:55:53 PM): and while I'm at it
Me (11:55:57 PM): Link removed (it was one of those trap sites with a lot of popups and shouts something about watching gay porno and hijacks the browser.)[/spoiler]

First off, they both can't keep boyfriends.  As you can see, the younger one's latest bf treated her like trash and she "looves him forevrr" and "I miss him ( </3" and it took her months to realize he treated her like shit.  The other one had a bf that she planned to marry (lol 10th grade relationships) and he ended up going for her best friend.  Her last bf had no time for her because he had a job.  He picked the better choice.

Now, these cousins have the IQ of a borderline retard (if I offend anyone here, I apologize)  They think they're hot shit.  The older one can speak French, but probably not very great as far as I know.  She's in all "general" classes, one step below the Regents classes, the "normal" classes (for those of you not in NY).  They have all these stupid inside jokes and they use the word epic too much, they don't even know what "epic" means.  "Epic spoon.  Epic jump.  Epic ride.  Epic epic epic epic epic.  OMFG I'M SO RANDUM xD"  This pissed me off to no end when I was a /b/tard.  Now, it still annoys the shit out of me.

Anyone else have a moment like this with a friend or a cousin? 

[Travis]

wait, you're a girl?

[j o e i n c]

dont care im posting just cuz i didnt even read it

[Andria]

That is why you keep that kinda thing a secret from people especially family members...

Also she probably thinks sex before marriage is some kinda gross soul sucking activity so there is really nothing you can do cept kill her but i doubt its worth going to jail over. I'd probably expect your parents to hear about it at some point now...

[Hiro]

This may be the single most retarded thread I've ever read on Boyah. And this is me talking.

[snorkel]

I don't have any cousins

[The artist formally known]

lol you didn't post a thread about how you lost it like lck did?

btw im the one that accidently deleted it

[don't let's]

I haven't seen my cousins in years. But all of my sisters are idiots. Though I don't hardly even talk to them anymore.

[rdl]

ah, cousins. so far me and my sister have had to try to parent most of them because their parents are selfish pieces of shit. weve succeeded with two of them, but weve failed with two others simply because their dad and my dad got in a fight over a blanket (lol) and I haven't seen them in years.

50% is good i guess lol

also you lost your virginity? i thought you were that guy who said you've never had a girlfriend.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

There's classes a step below Regents?

[Daddy]

younger_cousin is available (11:52:33 PM)
i am TOTALLY over u!!!!!!!

I don't get this part.

Did she say it to you?

[l a c e y]

This whole thing doesn't make sense. Why do you care who your cousin slept with and why does she care who you slept with. Fuckin idiots.

[Pyrate]

one of my cousins thought the tooth fairy was real when he was 11

[Chris (JayJay)]

Bash her over the head.

[Nyerp]

uh what's wrong with being in normal classes