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Started by sans culottes, August 15, 2009, 11:34:38 PM

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If you could choose which of these three popular afterlife theories is correct, what would you like to be the afterlife?

Going to heaven. Fuck yeah, paradise!
13 (59.1%)
Reincarnating. Fuck yeah, I wanna be a cow!
3 (13.6%)
Rotting in the ground. Fuck yeah, I want nothing to happen!
6 (27.3%)

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sans culottes

August 15, 2009, 11:34:38 PM Last Edit: August 16, 2009, 06:50:54 PM by reefer
Basically, if you could choose nothingness, heaven, or reincarnation, what do you want to happen to you when you die?
I support BUSH

rdl

Uhh.

Option 1: Eternal happiness.
Option 2: Return to the shithole.
Option 3: You can never think or do anything ever again.

Who would choose anything other than option 1? doodhuh;

Daddy

Would the requirements for that system be adapted to your current belief?

Because I think Heaven would be pretty cook but there's no way I'm worshipping a big genocidal baby. akudood;

Andria

Quote from: RDX on August 15, 2009, 11:36:49 PM
Uhh.

Option 1: Eternal happiness.
Option 2: Return to the shithole.
Option 3: You can never think or do anything ever again.

Who would choose anything other than option 1? doodhuh;

I chose option 3  O_0

I am just not a fan of eternal life it sounds good to some people but sounds more like a pain to me. I wouldn't want to return over and over that would be basically the same thing. So I chose for nothing to happen.

Daddy

Quote from: RDX on August 15, 2009, 11:36:49 PM
Uhh.

Option 1: Eternal happiness.
Option 2: Return to the shithole.
Option 3: You can never think or do anything ever again.

Who would choose anything other than option 1? doodhuh;
Think of it like this.


Option 1: Eternal Happiness or Eternal Damnation and torture.
Option 2: Return to the shithole until you have enough karma to reach nirvana (which is what most reincarnation systems have in a way or another).
Option 3: So it doesn't matter if you're good or bad.  baddood;

Geno

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geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Thyme

Quote from: Khadafi on August 15, 2009, 11:37:31 PM
Would the requirements for that system be adapted to your current belief?

Because I think Heaven would be pretty cook but there's no way I'm worshipping a big genocidal baby. akudood;


This, pretty much. Heaven as a mythical location in itself is pretty great, but I don't like the concept of restraining myself to do stuff I could enjoy in my life so I can get a good afterlife.

so imma be a big cheater and come up with my own option yay maps;

I want my conception of time to stop and live the rest of eternity in dreams. hocuspocus;

rdl

Quote from: Khadafi on August 15, 2009, 11:39:14 PM
Option 1: Eternal Happiness or Eternal Damnation and torture.
But he said "Paradise" akudood;

Daddy

Quote from: RDX on August 15, 2009, 11:43:31 PM
But he said "Paradise" akudood;
i assumed that is what would happen if you were good so the inverse ofbeing bad would also be there.
baddood;

Socks

The only option available to me, number three. That moment when you realize this is your last thought must be pretty intense.

Hiro

How about when you die, you go to the afterlife (only one, no heaven or hell) and then when you feel like it, you can get reincarnated.   Or maybe when you die, your energy transfers to the earth and other life forms and you eventually become a new life form.

Oh

August 16, 2009, 07:40:07 AM #11 Last Edit: August 16, 2009, 07:44:21 AM by Rawl
 Why would anyone want to live forever? If entertainment here is based on making money, and heaven is perfect, people would have no drive to make money, so no more tv, internet, and other fun activities. Don't forget about all the babies who will stay babies forever, and the millions of people that will be there according to their religion. I mean, after a couple of decades(no time?) a guy would get pretty tired and bored really. And all of the things that make life exciting and a challenge, like paying off a debt or saving up for a car will be gone. There would be no meaning other then to talk with people.  
akudood;

Selkie

Uh yea heaven.

I consider heaven, being the religious concept it is, as a place that is total complete happiness. So if you WANT to eventually die, you can. Or even if it makes you happy to go to heaven for a while then be reincarnated, you can. It will still be a fake world, but identical to the real one so you couldn't tell the difference anyway (like the matrix :o)

SO yea, I don't think you can ever actually get bored in heaven.

Oh

Quote from: Selkie on August 16, 2009, 08:04:59 AM
Uh yea heaven.

I consider heaven, being the religious concept it is, as a place that is total complete happiness. So if you WANT to eventually die, you can. Or even if it makes you happy to go to heaven for a while then be reincarnated, you can. It will still be a fake world, but identical to the real one so you couldn't tell the difference anyway (like the matrix :o)

SO yea, I don't think you can ever actually get bored in heaven.
The thing about religion is, people who claim to have been to heaven or God told them to write this or not, have in some way benefited from the people who believe them. And look at priests, the priest from my old church(when I used to believe in a God) went to "help people find God" in Puerto Rico with the donations of rich people.  akudood;

Paul

Which one would we want or what do we believe in?

I thought rationally.  happydood;

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