Excuse me, sirs

[Samus Aran]

What info do I have to give while requesting my Nsider account to be unbanned?

[V]

Email address and your Nsider s/n.  awesome;

[anus]

And another question, while on this topic:


What should be included in your email about being unbanned? How do I word it?

[V]

And another question, while on this topic:


What should be included in your email about being unbanned? How do I word it?

...explain why you think you should be unbanned. 

Gives reason as to why your ban may have been wrong, or, if it was a worthy ban, start kissing the NOA's ass.  navi;

[Samus Aran]

Email address and your Nsider s/n.  awesome;

What about login name/password?

[V]

Email address and your Nsider s/n.  awesome;

What about login name/password?

I don't think it is needed, but you should give it anyway.  v;

Also while we are on the subject, I am unbanned. I just checked.  caterpie;

[Samus Aran]

Email address and your Nsider s/n.  awesome;

What about login name/password?

I don't think it is needed, but you should give it anyway.  v;

Also while we are on the subject, I am unbanned. I just checked.  caterpie;

mkay

[Samus Aran]

How's this letter?

To whom it may concern...

Kazooie-Banjo here, and I'd just like to take this time to attempt to get back my currently banned account. I've been permanently banned from Nsider since about February 20, 2007, give or take a day or two. I certainly understand why I was banned, since I did, admittedly, break the forum rules. I guess I should've known I'd be banned for that. That was really pretty stupid of me to do. 

In any case, I really miss having an account on Nsider. I miss being able to talk with those that I consider friends there, especially those that I have no other means of talking with. I also really miss the live forum chats...those were always pretty fun for me. 

My point is that I know what I did was wrong, and that I'd like to gain my account back, at least eventually. I've been banned for almost three and a half months now, and I can certainly say I've learned my lesson. You don't have to believe me, because...let's face it, I'm the one at mercy here, not the one calling the shots. If you deny me, then...I guess you'll do it for a good reason, whatever you feel that may be. I just wish I could still talk to my friends on Nsider. And if I can't...well, can you blame me for trying?

I assure you that if I am unbanned, you won't end up having to ban me again. I'm not too keen on the idea of committing Nsider suicide again. I'd like to not have to go through not being able to talk to my friends anymore. 

I truly am sorry, and hope that you will let me enjoy Nsider once again.

Oh and um...I think I accidentally sent a Gmail invite to your email address before sending this letter. Sorry about that...I meant to just add the address to my contacts, not invite you. 

I'm sure you need some of my account info. I'm not sure what is and isn't necessary, but here's a pile of info:

Login name: [omitted]
Password: [omitted]
Nsider screen name: KAZOOIE-BANJO
Email address:  [email protected]

Feel free to email me back for whatever reason. I hope I'm not being a bother. I just want my old account back...my old name...and my old friends.

Thanks for your time.

[anus]

That's a great letter, Kaz. I applaud you.


You did a great job about learning your lesson and such.

[Riosan]

Sounds like an emo letter a little bit, Kaz.  emo; I like it and all, but you could get rid of the ....sad bits parts.  educate;

[anus]

Sounds like an emo letter a little bit, Kaz.  emo; I like it and all, but you could get rid of the ....sad bits parts.  educate;

No, no, it makes it better. It makes it seem like he's really sorry and that he wants to get back in.

[V]

Wait, wait, what did you do exactly to get banned in the first place?

[iWolf]

How do you commit "Nsider suicide?"

[V]

How do you commit "Nsider suicide?"

Account suicide is when you do something that will get you a perma-ban, for sure.

[Samus Aran]

I knowingly participated in a fad AND said something inappropriate the very day I was unbanned after a week-long ban.