GAME TIME

[Daddy]

okay i'ts like choose your own adventure boyah mode


You are on a submarine tl;dr and something starts to leak and you look into your bag and find a roll of tape. a capsule of oxygen, and a radio.
you can only carry two.

If you take the oxygen and tape pick spoiler 3.  If you pick the oxygen and radio pick 1.  If you pik the tape and radio pick 8
[spoiler=1]You radio for help and tell that you will attempt to surface.  Unfortunately a squid attacks. Do you fight it(spoiler 2) or try to swim away(spoiler 7)[/spoiler]
[spoiler=2]He fucking crushes you. you die.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=3]you use the tape to try patching the leak. and it does not work. pick spoiler 6[/spoiler]
[spoiler=4][/spoiler]
[spoiler=5][/spoiler]
[spoiler=6]You fucking die.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=7]He catches you. You die.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=8]You die anyhow.[/spoiler]
[spoiler=9][/spoiler]
[spoiler=10][/spoiler]
[spoiler=11][/spoiler]

[wawi]

I like the ending.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I died.

[Daddy]

I died.

fuck the police

[Pancake Paraphernalia]

damn the squid shit me

[j o e i n c]

that was dumb and was a waste of yours and my time

[superclucky]

that was dumb and was a waste of yours and my time

[rdl]

jeez jmv why do you have to be so dumb and a waste of my time and yours

[whaddadp]

how long did this take you you worthless sack of shit

[l a c e y]

fuck the police

Comin straight from the underground..

Um I survived because I choose not to do anything of those things and searched the rest of the god damn submarine and found some submarine patching shit and nothing attacked me and I survived.

[burzumfan420]

 why would a squid attack me

[Cookie]

game sucks, needs more gore.

[Nyerp]

i fucking crushed the squid and escaped

the end

[Wrench]

fucking doodthing killed me

[Pyrate]

This is what we get for saying that Doodthing is a tooth.