Michael Jackson: DEAD

[The artist formally known]

I heard they're not going to bury or cremate him, but since hes made mostly of plastic they're going to melt him down into legos and let kids play with him for once.

[rdl]

hay dont talk bout my hero like that

[Classic]

I heard they're not going to bury or cremate him, but since hes made mostly of plastic they're going to melt him down into legos and let kids play with him for once.

I have heard that joke about 20 times today and it pisses me off even more each time I hear it.

[Travis]

Did you know McDonalds is coming out with a special Michael Jackson burger? It's made with 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns 

[Classic]

Really, Travis? I thought you were better than this.

[Travis]

Really, Travis? I thought you were better than this.

Just joking around 

[just1more]

I hear he actually choked on an 8 year old wiener.

[Hiro]

Shut up.

[just1more]

haha it's just a joke. I actually don't believe he was a pedophile. If anything, he was probably asexual.

[Dullahan]

It's really depressing. He used to be such a successful man. And no one who would be currently living in the '80s would think that he would turn out the way he would in the future.

And now even after death, it's still just jokes.

But I'll say one that I didn't make up, but just to blend:

" Little boy penises for Michael Jackson is like spinach for Popeye, withdrawals lead to cardiac arrest."

[rdl]

so i woke up again today thinking "woaholyshit michael jackson is dead?"

...i wonder when this is finally going to sink in :\