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Got a joke for ya..

Started by Wrench, May 30, 2007, 07:34:45 PM

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Wrench

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
[spoiler]Homeless![/spoiler]
awesome;

SBKT

Not very funny, I don't think.

caponehollywood

wut;

Just bend over and stick to the buttsecks.
Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

MISAEL3

I don't get it.  burned;

ClassicTyler

That's why Wrenchninja lives with me.  awesome;

SBKT

Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:39:53 PM
That's why Wrenchninja lives with me.  awesome;
But then that would make you a drummer's boyfriend.

V


caponehollywood

Quote from: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:39:53 PM
That's why Wrenchninja lives with me.  awesome;
But then that would make you a drummer's boyfriend.

Which makes him homeless.
Quote from: antmaster5000 on October 21, 2015, 03:01:13 AM
me

10% of the worlds biomass is ants
ants
ants


i am antmaster

SBKT

Quote from: MVP0079 on May 30, 2007, 07:41:10 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 30, 2007, 07:40:21 PM
Quote from: ClassicTyler on May 30, 2007, 07:39:53 PM
That's why Wrenchninja lives with me.  awesome;
But then that would make you a drummer's boyfriend.

Which makes him homeless.
No, not necessarily. Only means the drummer is a homosexual.

The joke says that drummers can't afford to have a house.

Wrench

I thought it was funny. At least I didn't make it up.

anus

dicks

Houdini

What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?



Answer: The pizza is food and the drummer is a human.

heltar

How do you get a drummer to play quieter?

[spoiler]Put music in front of them. [/spoiler]

anus

How do you get a drummer to stop playing bad music?

[spoiler]Take their drums sticks and shove 'em up their ass[/spoiler]
dicks

V

Quote from: GCD333 on May 30, 2007, 09:14:56 PM
How do you get a drummer to stop playing bad music?

[spoiler]Take their drums sticks and shove 'em up their ass[/spoiler]


I chuckled.  caterpie;

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