I saw people having sex in the changing room at Kohl's.

[Boyager]

I actually just made this up, guys.

[Boyager]

oh, well

oh

[Boyager]

I actually just made this up, guys.

[Boyager]

It gave me a boner

[Boyager]

i saw people having sex behind a clothes rack at jcpenney's and i keyed their car

[Boyager]

cool

[Boyager]

i saw people having sex behind a clothes rack at jcpenney's and i keyed their car

How did you not know it was MY CAR!?!?! Q('_' Q)

[Boyager]

Saw two blackies making out in the lot, after eating at our restaurant. Me and my boys were doing some puffing a few cars down and they didn't even seem to care. Apparently the blackies love the ass grab.

[Boyager]

Apparently the blackies love the ass grab.

who doesn't

[Boyager]

who doesn't

The variety he displayed was pretty intense. Including a nice little butt slap when she got into the car. I thought that was touching.

[Boyager]

One time, I was at Macy's. I was walking by the lingerie section, which is right across from the kids' section. I looked into the kids' section and saw a guy sitting under teenage girls' bras that they sell in there with his dick out, jerking off.

I walked by a few minutes later to see what happened to him, and he was in the lingerie section (which totally got me to NOT look for bras) with a huge spot on his crotch.

This is a true story.

[Boyager]

One time, I was at Macy's. I was walking by the lingerie section, which is right across from the kids' section. I looked into the kids' section and saw a guy sitting under teenage girls' bras that they sell in there with his dick out, jerking off.

I walked by a few minutes later to see what happened to him, and he was in the lingerie section (which totally got me to NOT look for bras) with a huge spot on his crotch.

This is a true story.

did anyone else see

[Boyager]

did anyone else see

I dunno, there were people walking by, so probably

[Boyager]

if you can't beat 'em, join em