You got blood on my shit.

Infel · June 20, 2009, 09:53:59 AM

I've been having bloody streaks in it for a couple weeks.

My mother thinks it's AIDS.

Det in Fâ™¯ Major · June 20, 2009, 09:55:02 AM

you've had this for weeks and you haven't gone to the doctors?

ask bassir what it is

Infel · June 20, 2009, 09:57:00 AM

Quote from: Det in FÃ¢â,,¢Â¯ Major on June 20, 2009, 09:55:02 AM
you've had this for weeks and you haven't gone to the doctors?

Half of them are out with swine flu.

superclucky · June 20, 2009, 09:58:33 AM

enjoy your hematochezia

also explain the smell and texture of your shit for further kewnosis

FAMY2 · June 20, 2009, 10:59:01 AM

Probably hemorrhoids.

mario583 · June 20, 2009, 11:50:26 AM

I think it's a Spy ~~sapppin'~~knifin' your asshole

Oh · June 20, 2009, 03:07:32 PM

Quote from: mario583 on June 20, 2009, 11:50:26 AM
I think it's a Spy ~~sapppin'~~knifin' your asshole

This was not funny at all.

Classic · June 20, 2009, 03:16:54 PM

I think there is a cream for that...

CruelPleasure · June 21, 2009, 02:02:37 PM

Never had that thankfully. Mayoclinic ahoy!

rdl · June 21, 2009, 09:36:18 PM

ask tyler

to be honest it's probably just a bad hemorrhoid. does it hurt when you sh**

Infel · June 21, 2009, 09:39:12 PM

Quote from: RDX on June 21, 2009, 09:36:18 PM
ask tyler

to be honest it's probably just a bad hemorrhoid. does it hurt when you sh**

They don't hurt at all. I'm used to taking shits bigger than my head.

rdl · June 21, 2009, 09:51:38 PM

ok then you have aids

Veal · June 21, 2009, 10:02:01 PM

You got shit on my blood!

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