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Started by guff, June 11, 2009, 09:39:07 PM

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June 11, 2009, 09:39:07 PM
so i went to orlando today with my ex  akudood;

on the way back i stopped at an intersection with a bunch of libertarians protesting government spending and taxation and calling for the abolition of the fed and with some signs about how 9/11 was a demolition job
i'm like oh god not these nutjobs ex don't open the window
ex opens the window  akudood;

a ladytarian leans in and tells us about their cause and talks about oppression and taxation and tyranny and i am not enjoying this
so i say
"we're canadian  akudood;"

then ex says
"don't listen to him, he's a dick  n_u"

goddamn ex ruined my perfect retort akudood;

rdl

June 11, 2009, 09:41:12 PM #1
hey uhh is your ex hot?

Feynman

June 11, 2009, 09:43:19 PM #2
goddamn ex akudood;

guff

June 11, 2009, 09:44:44 PM #3
Quote from: Bassir on June 11, 2009, 09:43:19 PM
goddamn ex akudood;
hey, that's what i said!  akudood;

Feynman

June 11, 2009, 09:45:38 PM #4 Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 09:49:13 PM by Bassir
so yeah so there's this girl right n_u
i want to go out on saturday but she has a doctor's appointment and we have to wait until sunday to go out akudood;
goddamn girl akudood;

the shortest route to the sea

June 11, 2009, 09:48:12 PM #5
Was being in Orlando with her ok?

Quote from: Socks on January 03, 2011, 09:56:24 PM
pompous talk for my eyes water and quiver with a twitch like a little bitch

guff

June 11, 2009, 09:49:07 PM #6
Quote from: Bassir on June 11, 2009, 09:45:38 PM
so yeah so there's this girl right

i want to go out on saturday but she has a doctor's appointment and we have to wait until sunday to go out

goddamn girl akudood;
tell her you're the love doctor and that she should come over your place instead

then duct tape her and make sure there's no witnesses when you dump the body akudood;
Quote from: Pqqu on June 11, 2009, 09:48:12 PM
Was being in Orlando with her ok?
dude, it was more than ok

it was mostly tolerable

rdl

June 11, 2009, 09:54:58 PM #7
Quote from: Bassir on June 11, 2009, 09:45:38 PM
so yeah so there's this girl right n_u
you've been talking about this girl a lot recently n_u

Feynman

June 11, 2009, 09:58:22 PM #8
Quote from: RDX on June 11, 2009, 09:54:58 PM
you've been talking about this girl a lot recently n_u


maybe there really isn't a girl and i wish there was saddood;

YPrrrr

June 12, 2009, 05:41:34 AM #9
You should become canadian... just to show her

superclucky

June 12, 2009, 05:58:08 AM #10
Quote from: Bassir on June 11, 2009, 09:45:38 PM
so yeah so there's this girl right n_u
i want to go out on saturday but she has a doctor's appointment and we have to wait until sunday to go out akudood;
goddamn girl akudood;
aren't your iraqi parents already doctors akudood;
kewns are smelly

guff

June 12, 2009, 08:05:56 AM #11
Quote from: YPR on June 12, 2009, 05:41:34 AM
You should become canadian... just to show her

the protester or the ex akudood;

YPrrrr

June 12, 2009, 09:35:00 AM #12
Quote from: guff on June 12, 2009, 08:05:56 AM
the protester or the ex akudood;
the ex

if you want to show up the protester become a fascist

guff

June 12, 2009, 09:41:39 AM #13
Quote from: YPR on June 12, 2009, 09:35:00 AM
the ex

if you want to show up the protester become a fascist
oh
well is canadianism reversible what if i decide i don't like it akudood;

according to them i already am i think akudood;

Paul

June 12, 2009, 10:02:40 AM #14
Girls ruin everything.
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