Irrational fears

[Lozal]

Escalators.

[just1more]

Oh, I have a friend in college who is deathly afraid of ketchup. 

[Veal]

None of the girls I know will walk over the huge grates in sidewalks downtown.

[Nyerp]

Oh, I have a friend in college who is deathly afraid of ketchup. 

i'm not afraid of ketchup, i just think it's absolutely disgusting

[just1more]

i'm not afraid of ketchup, i just think it's absolutely disgusting

No, he was afraid of it.

I actually showed him a picture of ketchup and he pulled a knife on me...

[FAMY2]

This lake in Ohio.

http://www.lakelubbers.com/grand-lake-st-marys-36/

[the shortest route to the sea]

The square root of 2

[rdl]

My fear of birds and fish. It's not like they can really hurt me or anything. But I can't be near them at all. It gets hard to breathe and I start to get nervous and sick when they get to close. Especially chickens.

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also dogs because one attacked me so i guess that's not irrational
the only thing i fear that is irrational would be spiders. but there was this one time where one sucked blood out of my neck as soon as i turned the lights out and went to sleep for a week or two so i guess even that isnt irrational

[Commander Fuckass]

I'm scared of God, since you know  he's not real