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Serious question. WHAT DO I DO???

Started by Slim, May 27, 2009, 06:19:55 PM

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Slim

May 27, 2009, 06:19:55 PM
My dog went out with this robot for 2 dog years and she finally broke up with it about two months ago. Since two months ago, she's probably gotten (NO FUCKING JOKE) 70 holographic images a day that appear in front of her and ask why she won't bark at it anymore, and probably 15 phone calls a day and maybe 3 or 4 voicemails. This is getting excessive. I've carpet-bombed it with several types of high-powered explosives, and even threatened it with an electromagnetic pulse. And everything I try is ineffective due to its impervious shields <_<

What should we do? Inform local authorities that its malfunctioning and needs a systems upgrade/jammed communications or what? It said it was going to terminate me. I told it I dared it to. I could probably survive a few shots from its laser beam, and that would force it to recharge its battery for a looooooong time (which would be worse than having its hard drive removed IMO). So, yeah, what should we do about this?
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Geno

May 27, 2009, 06:22:19 PM #1
Making fun of Mippo never gets old
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Slim

May 27, 2009, 06:27:35 PM #2
Quote from: Geno on May 27, 2009, 06:22:19 PM
Making fun of Mippo never gets old


Quit being a dipshit.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

The spy who loves you

May 27, 2009, 06:29:03 PM #3
I don't know what to tell you >_>

Geno

May 27, 2009, 06:34:07 PM #4
Quote from: Slim on May 27, 2009, 06:27:35 PM
Quit being a dipshit.
(red plastic cups)
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Hiro

May 27, 2009, 06:37:44 PM #5
Honestly, this is tired and extremely unfunny.

Travis

May 27, 2009, 06:58:52 PM #6
honestly, why haven't we had sex yet

rdl

May 27, 2009, 07:01:31 PM #7
Honestly? :(

Slim

May 27, 2009, 07:02:38 PM #8
Quote from: Hïro on May 27, 2009, 06:37:44 PM
Honestly, this is tired and extremely unfunny.


Because you're any less of a dumbass?

Quote from: Trav on May 27, 2009, 06:58:52 PM
honestly, why haven't we had sex yet


Good thing I didn't think of that one.
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Lex Luthor

May 27, 2009, 07:04:35 PM #9
Quote from: Trav on May 27, 2009, 06:58:52 PM
honestly, why haven't we had sex yet


because you will bite my dick off.
Why am i still here?

Hiro

May 27, 2009, 07:05:49 PM #10
Quote from: Slim on May 27, 2009, 07:02:38 PM
Because you're any less of a dumbass?
Uh, what?   doodhuh;

rdl

May 27, 2009, 07:06:47 PM #11
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on May 27, 2009, 07:04:35 PM
because you will bite my dick off.
Uhh, what? doodhuh;

Travis

May 27, 2009, 07:06:51 PM #12
Quote from: JaleelWhite320 on May 27, 2009, 07:04:35 PM
because you will bite my dick off.
we could still use it after it's been severed

Lex Luthor

May 27, 2009, 07:07:47 PM #13
Yes we can. :3
Why am i still here?

hotlikesauce.

May 27, 2009, 07:09:31 PM #14
QUIT PLAYING MAD LIBS WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING POSTS god dammit
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