Serious question. What do I do?

[YPrrrr]

Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3

Did that actually happen?

[mario583]

Did that actually happen?

It was way before your time

[YPrrrr]

It was way before your time

I'm older/the same age as him

[Classic]

I'm 19, and no, it never happened.


Although I was a sort of bully in Elementary school. 

[Zach]

i was bullied well into junior high

now i get along fine with all of those guys

[Placebo Headwound]

I was never bullied.

[Sam]

I was the whore who made fun of people for being ugly and wore belly shorts and short shorts even though I hadn't hit puberty yet.

Then I got into high school and realized I was a nerd so I started dressing and acting like one. 

well actually it didn't happen quite like that but we'll just pretend it did.

[Chris (JayJay)]

Rape him.

[Sam]

I don't remember if I posted any actual advice in here so I'll just do it now even if I have already.

Mippo, you're an idiot. How old is your sister? She can handle it on her own. I know she wouldn't want you taking a bullet for her, and you're an idiot if you think she would. You're an idiot if you even think it's necessary to take a bullet for her. And you're ESPECIALLY an idiot for thinking it'd be fine to let some douche use you for target practice. What the FUCK makes you think that's a good idea? Why in the world would you think you'd live? Sure, there's a chance he won't go for the head or heart, there's a chance there'll only be one bullet and it won't be fatal.

...BUT IT'S A FUCKING CHANCE. If this guy actually wants to kill you, he will. And if he has a gun, easily. So stop interfering and let your goddamn sister handle it. Tell her to change her number and stop talking to him alltogether. You probably don't even know the whole story, at all. hell, if he's really sending that many texts to her, odds are she's still doing SOMETHING to provoke it. And even if she's not, YOU FUCKING ARE. To get someone out of your life, you stop talking to them and ignore them, you don't hire your little brother to text bomb them and threaten to kill them. If I were the guy I would have wanted to kill you just because you're annoying as fuck, not for any reason related to your sister at all.

And if you absolutely must intervene, call the cops. Jesus christ. It's like you're trying to play the hero, but you're just being an idiot and a tool. and it's not even helping anyone.

oh, and that comment about having a cool story to hell after being shot was what made me decided that you're the stupidest user on boyah.

[Tomboh]

what crawled up sam's vagina

[l a c e y]

Nah Sam pretty much summed that up pretty good.

[Chris (JayJay)]

what crawled up sam's vagina

No object would want to.

[Tomboh]

Nah Sam pretty much summed that up pretty good.

i know, but thats usually not like her

[Zach]

sam is very inarticulate

[Himu]

Well Sam already summed it up, but God damn that's retarded.  Lets say you didn't call the cops like a retard, and you confronted him and got shot in a not vital place or he misses (IF HE HAD A FUCKING GUN WITH ONE BULLET).  Do you think he will just say oopsie I missed and let the cops get him?  No he will come after you and kill your ass.  It's not even your problem, and the way it sounds your sister isn't counting on you to fix it.  A text bomb?  Seriously?  Oh my God.  Like that and threatening to kill him won't make him back off.  I don't blame him if he's fucking pissed.  It's between him and your sister.  Ignoring him would have been the best bet, for hee would have probably given up eventually.  It's not likely now.  Alas, you fucking idiot, you made it worse for both of you.  But hey, if it all works out in your favor you've got a cool story to tell your grandkids, considering he doesn't get out of prison with a vengeance.