Serious question. What do I do?

[hotlikesauce.]

I think so yeah

Definitely not.

[strongbad]

M!ppo
why haven't you called the police yet, but you are willing to take a bullet
what the hell

[Slim]

Benefits of getting shot and living:

This guy goes to prison.

Benefits of getting shot and dying:

You won't be able to make any more threads.

[hotlikesauce.]

M!ppo
why haven't you called the police yet, but you are willing to take a bullet
what the hell

This guy gets prison.
It'd be a cool story.

[rdl]

It'd be a cooler story for your sister if it lodged itself in your brain.

[strongbad]

This guy gets prison.
It'd be a cool story.

You're a huge idiot

[Classic]

When I was your age (12, right?) I learned that ignoring people makes them stop bothering you. 

[strongbad]

When I was your age (12, right?) I learned that ignoring people makes them stop bothering you. 

OMG I learned that too!
I actually still use that lol

[Classic]

OMG I learned that too!
I actually still use that lol

Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3

[Hippopo]

Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3

What??  I still get my lunch money taken away.

[Classic]

What??  I still get my lunch money taken away.

That's because you don't have me there to protect you. 

[strongbad]

Aaaah, the good old days when the bullies would steal our lunch money at the playground. <3

Fine, you can take my money, but I'm going to pretend that nothing is happening.
Yeah, bitch, i'll ignore your ass off.

[Mettalik]

Dear Lord...you text bombed him and he STILL won't go away!? Call the Army! 

[Classic]

Dear Lord...you text bombed him and he STILL won't go away!? Call the Army! 

Kids these days. 

[Oh]

 Poke him with a stick and tell him you can take 30 bullets, he'll be too scared to even try messing with you.