If you had a time machine

[Hiro]

What would you do with it? I'd go back in time and slap the shit out of my 12 year old self.

[Lex Luthor]

tell myself not to make a youtube account.

[Hiro]

Why is that

[Samus Aran]

Why is that

Probably because he's retarded on Youtube. And then Youtube led him here, and he's retarded here too.

[The artist formally known]

Have sex with myself.

[Mettalik]

Go back to April 16th and call in sick, then nothing would have ever happened and I would be happy and somewhat successful ;______________;

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I'd probably go back to 6th grade and correct all of the mistakes I've made since then. cjlubdoods;

[Veal]

I'd go back in time and slap the shit out of 12-year-old Abe Lincoln.

[strongbad]

I'd probably go back to 6th grade and correct all of the mistakes I've made since then. cjlubdoods;

THIS

[Hensa]

I'd slap the living shit out of the bitch that my dad took to the movies with us when he was cheating on my mom. He told me it was just going to be me and him.

He told me :'(

[Daddy]

I'd slap the living shit out of the bitch that my dad took to the movies with us when he was cheating on my mom. He told me it was just going to be me and him.

He told me :'(

and he's worried about you talking to people online?

[Hensa]

and he's worried about you talking to people online?

yes 

And he met that bitch online, too.

[superclucky]

I would prevent my parents from marrying.

[Lance Corporal Atlas]

I would prevent my parents from marrying.

You wish you were dead then? cjlubdoods;

[Mettalik]

You wish you were dead then? cjlubdoods;

shes a bastard child