Message from Slim

[Slim]

I hear Slim looks like the drummer from Death Cab for Cutie 

who? this guy?

that would be pretty hard seeing as i'm a girl ;D

[Mettalik]

who? this guy?

that would be pretty hard seeing as i'm a girl ;D

wanna go out

[Slim]

wanna go out

psh in your dreams. i get hotter guys than you begging to go out with me everyday. why would i waste my time with an ugg like you??

[Mettalik]

psh in your dreams. i get hotter guys than you begging to go out with me everyday. why would i waste my time with an ugg like you??

because i gave your father 3 sheep and a goat

you're mine princess

[Slim]

because i gave your father 3 sheep and a goat

you're mine princess

uh, this is america. go back to the middle east where that kind of stuff is acceptable, you pig. :\

[Mettalik]

uh, this is america. go back to the middle east where that kind of stuff is acceptable, you pig. :\

can i have my sheep back then 

[Slim]

can i have my sheep back then 

you don't want it back after what i did to it. trust me.

[Mettalik]

you don't want it back after what i did to it. trust me.

so you wanna go out yet

[psychopickle]

slim's a furry

[Slim]

so you wanna go out yet

i already have plans with veal. i prefer hipster kids with baby-faces who write speeches about themselves in their spare time, sorry. the douchebag type is just really appealing to me for some reason.

slim's a furry

hey, that was only a one-time thing, a momentary lapse. it's not something i do anymore, man.

[Lance Corporal Atlas]

This explains just about everything.

excuse me dick head what exactly are you insinuating