Really, really hard questions thread

[The Speaker Of Words]

Funny (IRL), smart (or maybe just not stupid like everyone else around my area. This might also just be conceit.), encouraging, patient, and that's about all I can think of.

[Veal]

Really humble, super magnanimous, unpretentious, modest, unpresuming, diffident, meek, submissive, simple, ignoble.

[Slim]

Really humble, super magnanimous, unpretentious, modest, unpresuming, diffident, meek, submissive, simple, ignoble.

Why do give joke answers for the first five and then suddenly switch to serious ones halfway through?

[Veal]

Why do give joke answers for the first five and then suddenly switch to serious ones halfway through?

That wouldn't even make sense for the first five to be wrong and then for the second five to be right, it would create paradoxes.

I don't know why do that.

[Slim]

That wouldn't even make sense for the first five to be wrong and then for the second five to be right, it would create paradoxes.

I don't know why do that.

Maybe you should write another essay about yourself to work it all out.

"First step towards being Josh Veal: Be mysterious. What does that mean? Iââ,¬â,,¢m not going to tell you.
Second step towards being Josh Veal: illusions. When youââ,¬â,,¢re sitting at a table and people sit down with you, donââ,¬â,,¢t acknowledge that theyââ,¬â,,¢re there until absolutely necessary. If they greet you in any way just kind of nod and go back to checking your Facebook, but make sure no one knows that thatââ,¬â,,¢s all you ever do. [...]"

Oh man, this thing just needs a sequel! In the next one, you should talk about how difficult it is to convince yourself that you're not a narcissist. That one should be good.

[Veal]

Maybe I should! But, "another" one? I wrote a speech, not an essay. And everyone loved it and now I'm popular. And why would I try to convince myself I'm not a narcissist?

[Zach]

Uh... I hold the record for Snake?

[Slim]

Maybe I should! But, "another" one? I wrote a speech, not an essay. And everyone loved it and now I'm popular. And why would I try to convince myself I'm not a narcissist?

Anyone who loved it is an idiot who's easily amused.

I don't know. You tell me why you do it. You should just accept who you are, in my opinion.

[FAMY2]

...

Nah, I've got nothing. Anything I could think about, I could also think about a reason why I don't really have this quality.

5'7 3/4" and dark hair.     I still haven't found your picture.

[Walter]

Modest.

[strongbad]

Won the SSB64 tournament at my school, and I my thinking is very realistic.

[Veal]

Anyone who loved it is an idiot who's easily amused.

Oh

I don't know. You tell me why you do it. You should just accept who you are, in my opinion.

That's what I'm saying.

[Selkie]

Smart, caring, open-minded, opinionated,

that's all I got

[Classic]

I can honestly say I'm nice. 

[j o e i n c]

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