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what are you getting your mom?

Started by l a c e y , May 09, 2009, 03:48:39 PM

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l a c e y

May 09, 2009, 03:48:39 PM
what are you getting your mother for mothers day?


i am getting my mom nothing.
i'll just cook supper for her.

CutLess

May 09, 2009, 03:56:26 PM #1
I bought a card for my mother.  Fortunately for me, she received the card on Thursday, and she did get the accompanying message saying not to open the card until tomorrow.

Unlike normal people who go home to see their mothers, I stay at school to write papers...

Cookie

May 09, 2009, 04:00:19 PM #2
Just a card.

Hiro

May 09, 2009, 04:19:52 PM #3
I'm making her a card, and we're going to see Star Trek  n_u

Thyme

May 09, 2009, 04:30:05 PM #4
...Oh.

um a hug

Geno

May 09, 2009, 04:35:33 PM #5
I'm going to head to Victoria's secret and get her some sexy underwear
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Feynman

May 09, 2009, 04:37:39 PM #6
Every day is mother's day you hypocrites...

YPrrrr

May 09, 2009, 04:41:13 PM #7
I'm getting her a Wisconsin rugby shirt
Quote from: Bassir on May 09, 2009, 04:37:39 PM
Every day is mother's day you hypocrites...
lol not really

superclucky

May 09, 2009, 04:50:50 PM #8 Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 04:54:02 PM by Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet
JMV's massive Italian dick, with its tan pigment coloring and two dots located on the middle of it, with a nicely shaped penile gland and a short carpet of black hair layering on top of his genital-area.  cjlubdoods;
kewns are smelly

Kalahari Inkantation

May 09, 2009, 05:17:07 PM #9
well i wanted to buy a card but uh akudood;
a hug will do, i hope giggle;

l a c e y

May 09, 2009, 05:18:48 PM #10
Quote from: Geno on May 09, 2009, 04:35:33 PM
I'm going to head to Victoria's secret and get her some sexy underwear


HAHAH

Slim

May 09, 2009, 05:20:21 PM #11
Quote from: Stupid Whore/Slut and a Nymphet on May 09, 2009, 04:50:50 PM
JMV's massive Italian dick, with its tan pigment coloring and two dots located on the middle of it, with a nicely shaped penile gland and a short carpet of black hair layering on top of his genital-area.  cjlubdoods;


Thanks for giving me such a descriptive mental image. <3
Quote from: Snowy Deluxe on July 07, 2011, 04:05:09 PM
Hey look I'm Slim and I act like an asshole because it makes me cool! Right guys?

Daddy

May 09, 2009, 05:24:41 PM #12
it's also pretty accurate

superclucky

May 09, 2009, 05:31:09 PM #13
Quote from: Slim on May 09, 2009, 05:20:21 PM
Thanks for giving me such a descriptive mental image. <3
It'll correspond with the past penises you've had in the past. <3

Also I like peepee's with it's tip shape being somewhat like this: [spoiler][/spoiler]
kewns are smelly

l a c e y

May 09, 2009, 05:31:40 PM #14
LMFAO omg clucky.
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