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Another Day of JMV: Grocery Shopping

Started by Daddy, May 06, 2009, 10:36:42 AM

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Daddy

May 06, 2009, 10:36:42 AM


Do you know what I hate about grocery shopping?  Old people and bad parents.  Seriously, the old people are so slow and inattentive that they are a nuisance.  The bad parents don't watch their fucking rat offspring.  Let me explain.

The elderly fucks seem to think that because they are old they are entitled to block the fucking aisles with their damn shopping carts.  Fucking old fucks I hope you have a fucking heart attack picking up that fucking can of prune juice.  You motherfuckers shop like you drive too. My fucking ice cream is melting since I can't get to the register since you are watching the mold grow on your bread.  Stop blocking aisles, stop standing there and stop being so slow. Fuck

Now, horrible parents.  There are 3 kinds here.  First there are those who let their kids run wild.  Watch out making that turn into the cereal aisle, that toddler might just decide to run at your cart.  Watch your fucking kids.  There are also those dicks who leave their child alone in the shopping cart while doing to do something else.   What the hell is that? Who the fuck leaves their child unattended in a grocery store.  You now are being a double dick by blocking shit and leaving your child alone.   Finally there are the fucks who want their brats to grow up to be the old people with a sense of entitlement.  I DON'T FUCKING CARE MOVE YOUR FATASS AND STOP WASTING MY TIME. No one wants to stand there while you are in the middle of the aisle waiting for your porker of a child to decide whether she wants the dora the explorer shaped fruit snacks or the spongebob ones.  Fuck you, they taste the same.


I hate people who are dicks while shopping. baddood;

Geno

May 06, 2009, 10:40:24 AM #1
Spongebob mac and cheese tastes better than regular mac and cheese.
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

l a c e y

May 06, 2009, 11:15:05 AM #2
this is why i NEVER go grocery shopping anymore.

superclucky

May 06, 2009, 12:42:45 PM #3
Thank god for stress for reducing your life expectancy at the super market. <3
kewns are smelly

Cookie

May 06, 2009, 12:54:16 PM #4
I hate when the people who work at the store get in your way and don't move even though they clearly can tell you want to get through. Also when they don't tell you whats in the isles.  >.<

Bolivian Army

May 06, 2009, 01:04:49 PM #5
You'd think this was a 3rd world country or something.

Donate now to the Guff Is Great foundation. baddood;

YPrrrr

May 06, 2009, 05:24:33 PM #6
Quote from: Cookie on May 06, 2009, 12:54:16 PM
I hate when the people who work at the store get in your way and don't move even though they clearly can tell you want to get through. Also when they don't tell you whats in the isles.  >.<
Probably just some coconuts or sand

l a c e y

May 06, 2009, 05:25:12 PM #7
jamejame go to the grocery store and get someone to take a picture of you pushing a shopping cart.
how fucking cute would that be?
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