2 Essays Due Tomorrow by 9:oo AM

[Socks]

Well I think I've done it. Abused my mind to rationalize for irrational ends and now have to write two critical analysis papers for a PhD professor. Not only will I have to semi-bullshit theories I half understand but I have to bullshit a man who has dissected work more ways than a butcher for 3o years of his adult life. And I plan on doing this by 3-4:ooAM, giving me a good few hours to sleep and pray for the exam, also at 9. Excuse me while I go about in delusion. 

[Daddy]

I missed your s/0/o posts.

[superclucky]

You can always skip a day's worth of sleep like I do.
And almost complete everything!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I missed your s/0/o posts.

So did I. I laughed when I read the title.

[Slim]

Just don't go to sleep.

I do it all the time. You'll be in good company!

[Socks]

And to make matters worse, I don't even have any herb to rejuvenate and sustain me. 

[Zach]

Hey, I'm pretty much in the same boat. Two papers due tomorrow if I'm to graduate, and I'm not even guaranteed that she'll take them.

[Mettalik]

What are the topics? We can help

[Socks]

What are the topics?

Deconstructionism in The Oval Portrait.
Marxist Theory in The Castaway.

The first one is a breeze, I'm 1/3 done. I love Poe and Deconstructionism, while abstract and full of fuzzy, often self contradictory logic, is at least curious and  peculiar. Marx on the other hand, no so intriguing for me.

[Slim]

Deconstructionism in The Oval Portrait.
Marxist Theory in The Castaway.

LOL

you're so fucked it's unbelievable. how many pages do you have to do/how many do you have done?

[Socks]

Each paper should be about 4 pages, no more than 5. I have 2, almost 3 done on the first.

[Walter]

HAHAHA.

[Slim]

Each paper should be about 4 pages, no more than 5. I have 2, almost 3 done on the first.

'kay, great. Just so you know, I hope you fail them both. ;D

HAHAHA.

agreed

[Socks]

Oh well. Quality will have to be sacrificed for brevity on the second one. I think my professor will live.

[YPrrrr]

And to make matters worse, I don't even have any herb to rejuvenate and sustain me. 

Wouldn't weed just put you to sleep when it wore off