WHY CAN'T I FUCKING LEAVE?

[mariofreak55]

Because you're a spineless panzy? Because you have no sense of free will? Because you can't muster the courage to unplug your internet?

I'll go with the last one.

same

[Samus Aran]

a plagues 2 ur e home

Shut up, Mercutio. You're supposed to be dead. 

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

AHHHH 

I wrote a song for Kaz, whenever he is a woman. 


She's got eyes like diamonds,
Hair like twisted gold.
When she looks up to me,
I feel my blood run cold

Now, I don't care if people laugh
(A-ha)
I'm in love with Kaz

I watched her all last summer;
I watched her every day
She knew that I was with her,
She didn't have to say

She can run, but she can't hide
She knows I feel deep down inside..

That Kaz is an angel
But she folds her wings
And walks like you and me
She's extremely good at tennis
On any kind of surface there might be
Clay or grass
She'll flay your ass
And when she hits that topspin second serve
I think I know the meaning of love

Eastbourne never was a favorite
The outside courts were damp
She had a hamstring problem
And recurring muscle cramp
But she dug deep and won it just the same
My angel never lost a service game

But now, a shadow in the distance
A girl with ponytails
Sixteen and full of hunger
The end of Kaz's trail
I can't wait for her defeat
I fetch a knife and take my seed(?)

'Cause Kaz is a goddess
My love for her, it knows no bounds
I'd kill to make her happy,
Or just to get her through the early rounds
Kill or maim
It's just a game
But if I had another life, I'd chose
To come back as one of Kaz's shoes

'Cause Kaz is an angel
But she folds her wings
And walks like you and me

You just replaced "Steffi Graf" with my name.  v;

[demonprince]

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[Samus Aran]

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AHHH SHIT I STABBED THE HEART I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW

[Zack777]

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Can I be Jonathan Pryce?

[FAMY2]

 Face it Kaz. You are just here waiting for me to get tired of Hyper.  OR it's Steal you are after. DAMN IT I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. 

[ClassicTyler]

Kaz...I don't want you to go.


So I'll tell you. It's my MIND POWERS keeping you here.

[SBKT]

Kaz...I don't want you to go.


So I'll tell you. It's my MIND POWERS keeping you here.

Let Kaz go, we got his MSN... bwehehe...

[Samus Aran]

Kaz...I don't want you to go.


So I'll tell you. It's my MIND POWERS keeping you here.

Let Kaz go, we got his MSN... bwehehe...

Not all of you do, I don't think.

[SBKT]

I pity the ones that don't have Kaz's MSN.

[Samus Aran]

I pity the ones that don't have Kaz's MSN.

Thanks, sweetums. 

[Feynman]

msn SUX

[Samus Aran]

msn SUX

It's a hell of a lot better than AIM.   v;

[Ricky]

msn SUX

It's a hell of a lot better than AIM.   v;

Agreed.

[Feynman]

msn SUX

It's a hell of a lot better than AIM.   v;

Of course, if you're talking about the software. Trillian and GAIM dominate the chat client industry, though.