How to bail out of church?

[Josh]

My Dad forces me to go to church despite my atheism, the fact that I'm nearly 18, and that I'm bloody tired from working all day. 

I have to go tomorrow, how can I get out of it?

[Daddy]

call the bomb squad

[Socks]

Shout facts during the sermon.

[Veal]

Kill yourself.

[ME##]

You're almost eighteen? @______________@

[Lex Luthor]

your dad makes me mad.

[Josh]

Shout facts during the sermon.

I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!

And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!

You're almost eighteen? @______________@

I'll be eighteen in a few months.  

[Josh]

your dad makes me mad.

You have no idea. My Dad regularly forces this kind of stuff on me and I rarely even mention my atheism to him.

[Socks]

I'll be all like...HAY CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION DINOSAURS!!!

And they'll be like...LOLWUT?! LALALALALA!!!

That's when you tell them that nothing happens when they die. They wont even have the benefit of hindsight to see how pointless their life beliefs have been. Thus in death, as in life, they perpetuate ignorance.

[Lex Luthor]

You have no idea. My Dad regularly forces this kind of stuff on me and I rarely even mention my atheism to him.

People should be able to chose what Religion they want even if its not a Religion.

[Josh]

People should be able to chose what Religion they want even if its not a Religion.

Ugh. If only I could get that through to him, my Dad thinks that people shouldn't be able to. He even says that I'll be thanking him one day for making me go. He's even said that he thinks the right thing to do is to make your children go to church in order to "Instill the right moral values", as if not going to church made you a monster.

He's gonna be uber pissed when I have kids and give them the choice to believe in what they want. 

[Lex Luthor]

Ugh. If only I could get that through to him, my Dad thinks that people shouldn't be able to. He even says that I'll be thanking him one day for making me go. He's even said that he thinks the right thing to do is to make your children go to church in order to "Instill the right moral values", as if not going to church made you a monster.

He's gonna be uber pissed when I have kids and give them the choice to believe in what they want. 

Your dad needs to be moved to a country that does not have the same religion he does and be forced to go to church.
too see how it feels!!

[Slim]

Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.

^___^

[Zach]

My mom forces me to church. I have Christian beliefs, but I'm not much for organized religion.

[Lex Luthor]

Normally I'd be sympathetic to your position, but since I don't like you, I'm rooting for your dad out of pure spite.

^___^

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