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If it was one of you guys I swear to god >:(

Started by strongbad, April 24, 2009, 05:59:36 PM

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April 24, 2009, 05:59:36 PM Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 06:03:41 PM by David
So I was going to go to our school musical with this girl, but her aunt called and apparently her dad's Facebook has been hacked and says some shit about him being in London and robbed at gunpoint, and he needs money to fly back home. So now the girl is freaked out because her dad went camping and won't return her calls and really wants to talk to him about it.

She isn't lying for sure since she was the one who wanted to go out in the first place, and when we talked on the phone she was about to cry. akudood;

How's your friday?

Classic

April 24, 2009, 06:00:34 PM #1
whoopsie poopsie  giggle;
That wasn't supposed to happen until tomorrow.

Daddy

April 24, 2009, 06:00:59 PM #2

strongbad

April 24, 2009, 06:02:39 PM #3

ME##

April 24, 2009, 06:03:46 PM #4
Well, um, I woke up at nine.  Walked into my mom's friend after that, took a shower, looked at my chemistry book for a bit, tried to write a little of my history paper, and yeah.

Geno

April 24, 2009, 07:09:56 PM #5
David when are we going to meet in RL ^_^
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Feynman

April 24, 2009, 07:11:01 PM #6
how does one go out with a girl?

Geno

April 24, 2009, 07:11:38 PM #7
Quote from: Bassir on April 24, 2009, 07:11:01 PM
how does one go out with a girl?
idk i heard you have to buy flowers or sumthing
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ME##

April 24, 2009, 07:13:50 PM #8
Quote from: Geno on April 24, 2009, 07:11:38 PM
idk i heard you have to buy flowers or sumthing


what if she's allergic

Geno

April 24, 2009, 07:18:26 PM #9
Quote from: divaD on April 24, 2009, 07:13:50 PM
what if she's allergic
i think that's when you have sex with her
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

j o e i n c

April 24, 2009, 07:20:25 PM #10
Quote from: Geno on April 24, 2009, 07:11:38 PM
idk i heard you have to buy flowers or sumthing
that is so 1950's

ME##

April 24, 2009, 07:21:54 PM #11
Quote from: Geno on April 24, 2009, 07:18:26 PM
i think that's when you have sex with her


but that makes no sense

Feynman

April 24, 2009, 07:28:33 PM #12
Quote from: Geno on April 24, 2009, 07:11:38 PM
idk i heard you have to buy flowers or sumthing


yeah but when you guys are officially going to go on a date, where do you go?

l a c e y

April 24, 2009, 07:29:17 PM #13
take her to a nice restaurant.
don't take her to a place that only sells like stake and manly food though.
she won't like that.
take her somewhere quiet.

Geno

April 24, 2009, 07:30:09 PM #14
Quote from: Bassir on April 24, 2009, 07:28:33 PM
yeah but when you guys are officially going to go on a date, where do you go?
buy her something from Chevron
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard
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