Fucking damn

[Daddy]

My mother has access to my savings account at the credit union since she opened it when I was 11.  On Monday night I was like "I might go get a car on saturday can you leave the bank book here so I can go move it to my checking account?"

Guess what.  It's friday and she has not done that and she isn't answering her damn phone.

I want my damn car faggots.

[Sillbury]

can we race for keeps

[Daddy]

can we race for keeps

yes. i'll build you a boat so you can get here

[Sillbury]

yes. i'll build you a boat so you can get here

you drive on the wrong side i will get confused

[Daddy]

you drive on the wrong side i will get confused

we can drive in opposite lanes to race it's ok

[Sillbury]

we can drive in opposite lanes to race it's ok

okay but it's an auto so don't make fun of me man

[Daddy]

okay but it's an auto so don't make fun of me man

its ok i'll probably get an automatic too

[Nyerp]

to get your car you must first compete (and win) in a trial of skill and wit

[Sillbury]

its ok i'll probably get an automatic too

now all you need is
-4 drunk friend
-cd player
-The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be

[Daddy]

to get your car you must first compete (and win) in a trial of skill and wit

i already have my license.

now all you need is
-4 drunk friend
-cd player
-The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be

I don't even have sober friends.
Can I use my iPod
can I use cypress hill

[hotlikesauce.]

jmv we can go pimpin in your new ride

[Sillbury]

Can I use my iPod

ya

can I use cypress hill

no

[Zach]

no

yes

[l a c e y]

jmv you should paint it lime green.

[Daddy]

ya

yessssss

no

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