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TOP 50 INTERNET ACRONYMS PARENTS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

Started by Geno, March 17, 2009, 01:32:46 PM

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March 17, 2009, 01:32:46 PM Last Edit: March 17, 2009, 01:45:10 PM by Geno
8 - Oral sex
1337 - Elite
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
459 - I love you
1174 - Nude club
420 - Marijuana
ADR - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
banana - Penis
CD9 - Code 9 - it means parents are around
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - F*** Buddy
FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL - Fond of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
IF/IB - In the Front -or- In the Back
IIT - Is It Tight?
ILF/MD - I Love Female/Male Dominance
IMEZRU - I Am Easy, Are You?
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
J/O - Jerking Off
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
kitty - Vagina
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal F*** Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know That
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
NMU - Not Much, You?
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PRON - Porn
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?

and 50 more

2nite - Tonight
AEAP - As Early As Possible
ALAP - As Late As Possible
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
B4YKI - Before You Know It
BRB - Be Right Back
BRT - Be Right There
CWYL - Chat With You Later
C-P - Sleepy
CYT - See You Tomorrow
E123 - Easy as One, Two, Three
EM - Excuse Me
EOD - End Of Day
F2F - Face-to-Face
FOAF - Friend Of A Friend
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
ILU - I Love You
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
J/C - Just Checking
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
L8R - Later
LD - Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LMK - Let Me Know
LOL - Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love
NAZ - Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
N-A-Y-L - In A While
NM - Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move
OLL - OnLine Love
OSIF - Oh Sh** I Forgot
OTP - On The Phone
QT - Cutie
RN - Right Now
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RU - Are You?
RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
SITD - Still In The Dark
SMIM - Send Me an Instant Message
SMEM - Send Me E-Mail
SO - Significant Other (spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOHF - Sense Of Humor Failure
SWDYT - So What Do You Think
TOM - Tomorrow
TS - Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
UR - You Are
WFM - Works For Me
WTF - What The F***
WTH - What The Heck
WUF - Where You From
WYRN - What's Your Real Name?

http://www.netlingo.com/top50/acronyms-for-parents.php

lol I've heard of barely any of these
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Samus Aran

March 17, 2009, 01:33:55 PM #1
"FMLTWIA - Fuck Me Like The Whore I Am"

This shit can't be real.

Kalahari Inkantation

March 17, 2009, 01:40:36 PM #2
there's more gimpdood;

http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

"LDIMEDILLIGAF - Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***"

i laughed n_u

Thyme

March 17, 2009, 01:41:45 PM #3
Yeah, most of those are complete BS invented by fearmongers. hocuspocus;

On a side note, my brother asked me what FTW was yesterday. O_0

Geno

March 17, 2009, 01:47:06 PM #4
Quote from: TECTRINKET on March 17, 2009, 01:40:36 PM
there's more gimpdood;

http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

"LDIMEDILLIGAF - Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***"

i laughed n_u
AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ME##

March 17, 2009, 01:47:56 PM #5
8 - Oral sex
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
459 - I love you
1174 - Nude club
DUM - Do You Masturbate?
DUSL - Do You Scream Loud?
FB - F*** Buddy
FMLTWIA - F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
FOL - Fond of Leather
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
IAYM - I Am Your Master
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You
KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WYCM - Will You Call Me?

never heard of those goonish

Hiro

March 17, 2009, 01:47:59 PM #6
TAARR - These Acronyms Are Really Retarded

Nyerp

March 17, 2009, 01:49:03 PM #7
my kitty is sick :(

Quote from: Thyme on March 17, 2009, 01:41:45 PM
On a side note, my brother asked me what FTW was yesterday. O_0


FUCK TEH WORLD!!!XD

Hiro

March 17, 2009, 01:49:16 PM #8
Wait a sec, "POS - Piece Of Shit" isn't even an internet acronym. doodhuh;

Selkie

March 17, 2009, 01:49:22 PM #9
TITSFLIHESJFCWNJMESAFA - That Is The Stupidest Fucking List I Have Ever Seen Jesus Fucking Christ Why Not Just Make Every Sentence A Fucking Acronym.

They should add that one.

Daddy

March 17, 2009, 01:50:03 PM #10
banana - Penis
kitty - Vagina


oh god lol akudood;

Samus Aran

March 17, 2009, 01:50:53 PM #11

Geno

March 17, 2009, 01:51:28 PM #12
On a related note: The guys who made this list say if you're over 18 and you play Animal Crossing you're a pedo
http://www.kmiz.com/news/story.php?id=13725
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Thyme

March 17, 2009, 02:02:42 PM #13
Quote from: Hooded Justice on March 17, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
FUCK TEH WORLD!!!XD


His first thought, yes.

l a c e y

March 17, 2009, 02:37:40 PM #14
does anyone even use thse..
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