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Started by The Hand That Fisted Everyone, March 12, 2009, 06:51:40 AM

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Kalahari Inkantation

March 12, 2009, 01:25:35 PM #15
computer desk :'(

Daddy

March 12, 2009, 01:33:57 PM #16
Quote from: Knig on March 12, 2009, 01:25:25 PM
because people walk all over you

zing
that was the point, yes.

Knig

March 12, 2009, 01:37:09 PM #17
Quote from: Rivoldo Raccoon on March 12, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
that was the point, yes.


i hear in other countries they worship doormats

6M69I69B9

March 12, 2009, 01:38:55 PM #18
A bed.
Quote from: Travis on April 03, 2015, 10:52:52 PM
gotta eat the booty like groceries


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Geno

March 12, 2009, 01:48:12 PM #19
Oh but I'm already a piece of furniture
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Nyerp

March 12, 2009, 02:30:15 PM #20
a stairway so bitches can go down on me

ME##

March 12, 2009, 02:31:38 PM #21
Quote from: Hooded Justice on March 12, 2009, 02:30:15 PM
a stairway so bitches can go down on me


with that logic why wouldn't you be a stripper pole

Nyerp

March 12, 2009, 02:32:40 PM #22
Quote from: Emperor LXXXVI on March 12, 2009, 02:31:38 PM
with that logic why wouldn't you be a stripper pole


yes but sadly that's not something you would find in the average household

l a c e y

March 12, 2009, 02:55:32 PM #23
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 12, 2009, 01:38:55 PM
A bed.


then people would be having sex all over you.
and there vaginal and penis fluids would be leaking all over you.
yay.

Travis

March 12, 2009, 02:58:04 PM #24
Quote from: lacette on March 12, 2009, 02:55:32 PM
then people would be having sex all over you.
and there vaginal and penis fluids would be leaking all over you.
yay.

lol sillydood;

Thyme

March 12, 2009, 02:59:51 PM #25
An armchair. Preferably owned by a pretty plus-size woman. Mmmmmm. yes;

Travis

March 12, 2009, 03:01:00 PM #26
Quote from: Thyme on March 12, 2009, 02:59:51 PM
An armchair. Preferably owned by a pretty plus-size woman. Mmmmmm. yes;
i'm just imagining you being sat on by a huge woman while making the sillydood; face

Thyme

March 12, 2009, 03:02:25 PM #27
Quote from: ROCK LOBSTER on March 12, 2009, 03:01:00 PM
i'm just imagining you being sat on by a huge woman while making the sillydood; face


To be honest, so am I. yes;

Samus Aran

March 12, 2009, 03:49:53 PM #28
Quote from: Hooded Justice on March 12, 2009, 02:30:15 PM
a stairway so bitches can go down on me


of course, so does everyone else, including children

what a pimp

Skylark

March 12, 2009, 04:47:23 PM #29
rocking chair
the book of right on
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