Okay, I got this idea from Reddit. HAIKUS

[Daddy]

There was a thread about writing haikus about how you'd survive if a raptor on a hoverboard attacked.


Our theme will be haikus about losing your paddle in a river.


For the uneducated haikus follow this format:

Five syllables here.
Then seven on this here line.
Five more to end it

[strongbad]

It's in the river
My paddle is in a river
Black people did it

[Skylark]

fish ate my paddle
I suppose I have to swim
look! another fish

[Tomboh]

The life of my life
Sucked into the swirling depths
FUCK MY LIFE FUCK ITTTTTTTTT

[Daddy]

Been drifting all day
I am about to jump ship
Fuck, I can stand up.

[strongbad]

Here comes the rapids
I can't steer away this sucks
I want my paddle

[CutLess]

Slowly drifting down
Out of my reach and my mind
Yet I cannot move

[Tomboh]

Paddles... I lost mine
It's floating in the river
Can you get it, please?

[Himu]

Fell out of my grasp
Caught by the bastard river
Leading me astray

[Veal]

I lost my paddle
Luckily my cock is huge
And i am erect

[Samus Aran]

God fucking damn it
shitty cuntfucking paddle
get your ass back here