help me buy a farm

[Sam]

then you gotta walk through boston and find the aquarium
only then are you ready

even I could do that 

and I have a horrible sense of direction

[Daddy]

I go by sports, and the University of Massachusetts still goes by UMass in basketball

that's a college not a state.

even I could do that 

and I have a horrible sense of direction

and if you can't do it you are not ready i didn't say it's hard.

[YPrrrr]

that's a college not a state.

Maybe your state U and state government should get on the same page then

[Daddy]

Maybe your state U and state government should get on the same page then

maybe your u should stop being so cheesy or something

[Classic]

It'd be a lot easier if you picked me up at the airport James. 

[YPrrrr]

maybe your u should stop being so cheesy or something

Madison would legalize pot instead, but unfortunately, it's not a state

[Daddy]

Madison would legalize pot instead, but unfortunately, it's not a state

i was talking about actual cheese

[YPrrrr]

i was talking about actual cheese

Yes, and I'm saying they're only producing so much cheese because pot is not legalized yet

[l a c e y]

we have wheat,  i think 9 cows, and tons of barncats

do you pet the cows?

[superclucky]

i hope your farm catches anthracnose and your barn burns down 

[Lotos]

farms are only good if you have one pig and one cow.
and a couple corn plants..
and a horse.

What's with girls and horses?

and we keep a vegetable garden in the back and we need to start putting seeds in the ground soon
i want a farm, just a little one sort of like Lennie and George planned to have

;_;

[ME##]

do you pet the cows?

i wouldn't if i were you

[l a c e y]

What's with girls and horses?

idk i used to have a horse named rose.
and we kept it at my moms friends house cause she had a big field that i was allowed to go out and ride in.
then it died and like last year i was taking riding lessons for the english saddle then i stopped cause i didn't like it, so i started new lessons on a western saddle and then my instructor moved away so i stopped.
and i think my moms going to adopt a horse soon and were going to hire someone to break it into a riding horse.

i wouldn't if i were you

why not?

[Nyerp]

;_;

oh god i just realized the reference

[l a c e y]

isn't that from a book..
i can't remember what it's called but the dude has like a dead mouse in his pocket..
fuck i read that like last year and i can't remember what it's called..