How do I go about...

[Selkie]

approaching a girl I have never talked to and don't even know and breaking the ice?

There's a girl in my lunch and I think I like her but I literally have no clue who she is lol.

[Feynman]

try to find her on facebook or sit with her at lunch and work your relationship up from that

[Classic]

Love at first sight?


Good luck.

[Veal]

Just spam her facebook inbox with messages until it's somehow not awkward to talk to her in real life.

[Selkie]

Love at first sight?


Good luck.

That's the only love I've ever felt

[russell]

plan an elaborate chance encounter that really wasn't a chance encounter

[Feynman]

That's the only love I've ever felt

it's called lust

[NOA_Haunted]

Bring a knife to school, and hold it to her gut everyday at lunch.

[YPrrrr]

Have one of your friends spill food on her and rush over to help her clean herself and make sure she's ok

[Cookie]

Just rape her while she's in the bathroom, if she doesn't push you away you know she likes you.

[Classic]

Have one of your friends spill food on her and rush over to help her clean herself and make sure she's ok

Maybe this is why you're not past second base yet. 

[strongbad]

It's usually pretty easy if you have a class or something with her, since you can start conversations with liek, "oh yeah that homework was so easy so how are you doing". Or facebook/texting in general helps from what I've found.

Well I still don't have a girlfriend so maybe you should listen to somebody else.

[Commander Fuckass]

Kill your best friend in front of her. 

[YPrrrr]

Maybe this is why you're not past second base yet. 

If I was that devious I think I'd be much more likely to get further

[Classic]

If I was that devious I think I'd be much more likely to get further

I was teasing Aubrey. You're great.