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Ads that drive you nuts more than any other

Started by ncba93ivyase, February 14, 2009, 10:48:02 AM

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I really hate the ones that slap your address in them, and say "MEAT GURLZ IN YOUR NAYBORHOOD: BOMBAY, INDIA"

Also, ads that claim to have "real" testimonials/reviews are the worst. I just decided to click on a stretchmark ad for whatever reason, and saw this in the "comments" section:
QuoteOMG, Donna, I love your blog! I have to try that stuff! I don't think I would have bought it except that I got real-life testimony from a real person like you. I hate infomercials and stupid advertising copy that just sounds so fake. Your story just comes from the heart - so thanks, babe! Keep up all the good work.

Cindi 


WAIT, COULD SHE REALLY BE FROM CLARKSVILLE?

Of course not. I knew it was baloney, but I wanted to check the source anyways.

QuoteHELLO Joyce! I'M from <script src='http://promos.fling.com/geo/txt/location.php'></script>;


yeah, i hate fake advertisements too, cindi

Now post commercials or web ads that make you go insane every time you see them.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

l a c e y

lol, this has been the best ad of my life.
i hate these kind of ads to.

but if you wanna talk about teevee ads.
i had that smarties commercial..
i know everyword.
and i hate it.

strongbad


Nyerp

You've been selected to receive two free iPod Nanos.

Daddy


Daddy

Quote from: Nyerp on February 14, 2009, 11:17:08 AM
You've been selected to receive two free iPod Nanos.
OH GOD THIS.


DONT PLAY FUCKING SOUND YOU DOUCHEBAG AD

l a c e y

OMG
speaking of ones with sound that piss me off.
the one's for like the msn smileys or whatever and the little guy is like heyyoooooooooooo
or somethign and im like akudood;

Thyme

Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 11:21:23 AM
OMG
speaking of ones with sound that piss me off.
the one's for like the msn smileys or whatever and the little guy is like heyyoooooooooooo
or somethign and im like akudood;


This. I was actually in the process of quoting them.

strongbad

Quote from: David on February 14, 2009, 11:16:12 AM
SAY SOMETHING
Quote from: lacette on February 14, 2009, 11:21:23 AM
OMG
speaking of ones with sound that piss me off.
the one's for like the msn smileys or whatever and the little guy is like heyyoooooooooooo
or somethign and im like akudood;

Thyme


Veal


Thyme

Oh, right, it's "oh my gawd", not "what".

Haven't heard it in a while. Which is a good thing, I guess. hocuspocus;

Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Geno

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

ncba93ivyase


Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

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