What I just overheard in Graphics class

[thezerofire]

"I'm going to sodomize his car and shit a dick"

post interesting things you've overheard out of context.

[Paul]

"my dick can cut through paper"

[Feynman]

The only interesting things in class come from me.

[l a c e y]

The only interesting things in class come from me.

smart people aren't funny, they just think they are.

[ncba93ivyase]

smart people aren't funny, they just think they are.

If a smart person is capable of communicating, they are

all you need is a bunch of crappy sex jokes

[Veal]

smart people aren't funny, they just think they are.

That's only usually true.

Also in design & color last year there was a penisaurus rex eating a man on the white board when we came in.

[Feynman]

smart people aren't funny, they just think they are.

I guess that explains classmates laughing and enjoying my presence because of my witty humor.

[Veal]

I guess that explains classmates laughing and enjoying my presence because of my witty humor.

Actually it doesn't.

That would be the alcohol.

[Slim]

smart people aren't funny, they just think they are.

Humor requires wit.
Wit is indicative of intelligence.

[Feynman]

Humor requires wit.
Wit is indicative of intelligence.

dumb people don't know what wit is

[thezerofire]

That's only usually true.

Also in design & color last year there was a penisaurus rex eating a man on the white board when we came in.

a little off topic, but there's a band called Penisaurus Rex.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

"Day-um son, lask night was kickin'."
"Why, you smoked?"
"Hell yeah man. I was staring at the computer for two hours...
And that shit was off."

i could not contain my laughter

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

dumb people don't know what wit is

smart people don't know how to use it.

[l a c e y]

i was listening to some curtis kid talk about how he was at his friends house with his girlfriend who he hates and they went into his friends room and they were making out. then his girlfriend said she wasn't gunna have sex with him. but he said that she started getting his dick hard so he had to have sex. but then his friend came into the room and was like "WHOA WHAT CHU DOIN IN MY BED" so they left that room and snuk into his friends brothers room. so they started making out and stuff in there and then they had sex. then he said that his girlfriend left and then him and his friend were in his brothers room and there was a white stain on the bed and a clear wet stain on the bed. and then i was like okay im gunna stop listening now..

[Hiro]

Some curtis kid