NAME YOUR KID(S)

[ME##]

Luls at everyone who's like 'I ONLY WANT BOIZ ' because you have a better chance of having a girl.
...Or a , if you do have a boy. 

i take it you don't want one of your children to be a homo? 

[Samus Aran]

Yes, I plan on having two kids. Probably just two, but if Chels and I decide on a third eventually, that's fine. Hopefully at least one of each gender.

Possible boy names: Miles, Vincent
Possible girl names: Michelle, Colette, Sophie

I'm gonna teach my boy to be a rock star. 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I like the name Kerry for a girl. I'm not sure what middle name(s) would fit, though.

[Ezloﺕ]

Luls at everyone who's like 'I ONLY WANT BOIZ ' because you have a better chance of having a girl.
...Or a , if you do have a boy. 

so women cant be "fagots"?

[j o e i n c]

warren

[Pyrate]

I have no interest in ever starting a family, but I like the name Karen. And, uh, all boy names suck, so I'd send it to the coal mines or something.

[guff]

Or Kevin maybe.

i will bear your children

[FAMY2]

i will bear your children

I'll take you up on that. 

[Daddy]

def nameChildren():
import subprocess
import random
name =.''.join([random.choice('abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz') for i in range(6)])
print name


nameChildren()

[Thyme]

Luls at everyone who's like 'I ONLY WANT BOIZ ' because you have a better chance of having a girl.
...Or a , if you do have a boy. 

Where do you get that from?

[Socks]

Umm... Mittens of course.

[Thyme]

On a side note, I'd actually prefer a girl.

[ME##]

Umm... Mittens of course.

Why not stockings 

[Socks]

Why not stockings 

Because the pimp hand is strong.

[Lotos]

def nameChildren():
import subprocess
import random
name =.''.join([random.choice('abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz') for i in range(6)])
print name


nameChildren()

No wonder Clucky banned you from picking names.

I don't know what I'd name my kids.

ââ,,¢â€š - I didn't think of one.  I'll let my wife name him.
ââ,,¢â,¬ - Marisa or Alice