stupid shit your parents do.

[l a c e y]

well right now my dad is taking apart the computer.
he thinks he some sort of computer genius and he is taking out random parts.
and he can't find where they go cause he's a fucking retard.

also he tends to walk around and stare at nothing.
like in the summer he will go outside and stand in the middle of the backyard and stare at birds ect...
or he will sit on the couch and stare out the front window.

he feels compelled to go talk to random people at my soccer games and stuff.
and he will randomly start retarded conversations with my friends and pretend he knows what hes talking about.

oh and he doesn't work.
he's been unemployed for the last 4 years.
and won't work.
and my mom has about three jobs.

doesn't he sound like the coolest guy ever.
there are many more things that annoy me about him.
and i hate him if you didn't notice.

so lets hear some of the retarded things your parents do.

[Mettalik]

I respect my parents for feeding me and housing me. kbai

[Lotos]

also he tends to walk around and stare at nothing.
like in the summer he will go outside and stand in the middle of the backyard and stare at birds ect...
or he will sit on the couch and stare out the front window.

That's not all that stupid.  I like to space out.

[FAMY2]

My parents are both dead.

[ME##]

My dad doesn't know how old I am. 

[l a c e y]

My dad doesn't know how old I am. 

yeah my dad doesn't either.
he doesn't ever remember me and my brothers birthdays.
he doesn't even know his own mothers birthday.

[Hiro]

I think we all know the stupides thing Lacey's parents did though: [spoiler]each other [/spoiler]

[Tri4se]

My dad calls me by little sisters name.


Not to be an asshole, just because he can't remember which is which. 

[l a c e y]

I think we all know the stupides thing Lacey's parents did though: [spoiler]each other [/spoiler]

well. yeah this.
but getting married is even more stupid.

[ME##]

yeah my dad doesn't either.
he doesn't ever remember me and my brothers birthdays.
he doesn't even know his own mothers birthday.

I bet my father doesn't even know what colour my hair is. 

My dad calls me by little sisters name.


Not to be an asshole, just because he can't remember which is which. 

My mom has done that to me with my brother's name before. 

[LCK]

My father died of a heart attack when I was fifteen, and my mother's been unemployed since before I was born, leaving us to pretty much live off the government since my dad's death.

whoo

[l a c e y]

I bet my father doesn't even know what colour my hair is. 
My mom has done that to me with my brother's name before. 

does your father live with you?

[ME##]

does your father live with you?

No ma'am.