yay, more problems

[Oh]

 Tell her to divorce his ass and to get half his earnings .

[Daddy]

but where would she live

She's kind of... incapable of working. I'm being honest when I say her IQ is only about half of mine.

Like her crying over a bee sting.  

[Sam]

I didn't get accepted to college.

[Nyerp]

I didn't get accepted to college.

um ma'am this thread isn't about you

[Oh]

I didn't get accepted to college.

Cool, this is Lawlz's sympathy thread, not yours.

[FAMY2]

 How did your dad happen to meet a female soldier in Iraq?  Is she American?  And He can't just walk away without helping you out. Maybe if he leaves your Mum can get disability or something.   

[ncba93ivyase]

Uhhh...shoot his mom?

His parents were shot 20 years before I was born.

I didn't get accepted to college.

I could probably get into any college if money wasn't a problem.

How did your dad happen to meet a female soldier in Iraq?  Is she American?  And He can't just walk away without helping you out. Maybe if he leaves your Mum can get disability or something.  

um apparently female soldiers serve in iraq now

[FAMY2]

My friend Jen served in Iraq. She says it was a nasty place to be.     maybe the woman lost her mind and is looking for some fun.

[Sam]

um ma'am this thread isn't about you

I was making him feel better by showing him other people aren't going to college too.