FUCK. Guess what I got in the mail.

[ME##]

well you should

[spoiler]if you're good the rest of the day, I'll take you to mcdonald's [/spoiler]

yay 

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I think I'd enjoy jury duty.

[ncba93ivyase]

I LIKE THIS IDEA

no

just do true justice and help those fellow jurors that lack understanding of other humans understand the reasoning behind criminal actions if they simply jump up and scream "HE DID IT AND NEEDS TO DIE"

Aggressive atheists/antitheists are as bad as fundies.

[Daddy]

no

just do true justice and help those fellow jurors that lack understanding of other humans understand the reasoning behind criminal actions if they simply jump up and scream "HE DID IT AND NEEDS TO DIE"

Aggressive atheists/antitheists are as bad as fundies.

exactly someone has to cancel them out

also there is no death penalty in our civilized state so ha

[ncba93ivyase]

exactly someone has to cancel them out

also there is no death penalty in our civilized state so ha

well still

if it's something like "THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS HER FATHER TOUCHED HER WHEN HE WAS IN ANOTHER STATE THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY HER BITCH OF A MOTHER CONDITIONED HER TO SAY IT", have some reason and don't bring up religion at all and just bring up actual reasoning when it comes to the case

[Thyme]

I second the motion of JMV making a Henry Fonda of himself.

[Daddy]

well still

if it's something like "THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS HER FATHER TOUCHED HER WHEN HE WAS IN ANOTHER STATE THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY HER BITCH OF A MOTHER CONDITIONED HER TO SAY IT", have some reason and don't bring up religion at all and just bring up actual reasoning when it comes to the case

sorry this is massachusetts we have laws. 

also i dont think you understand the concept of a joke.
being an atheist and having 11 possible annoyed christfags being told their lovedaddy isn't real might be dangerous.

[Lotos]

but, i thought it said THE MALL.

Same here.

[ncba93ivyase]

sorry this is massachusetts we have laws. 

also i dont think you understand the concept of a joke.
being an atheist and having 11 possible annoyed christfags being told their lovedaddy isn't real might be dangerous.

There is no person in this whole nation that's immune to a miscarriage of justice, and I can assure you your court system and laws in Massachusetts suck just like the rest of the country, although marginally less so than the south.

and constant spouting of  'christfags' is even more annoying than any christian, because you're the ones always claiming to be more intelligent and willing to accept others for who they are.

[Lotos]

I think I'd enjoy jury duty.

If you go to the courthouse in CI, then you'd need to tell me so I can abduct and rape bake a pretty cake for you.

[mario583]

We all have to do our duty, James Valente

[Hiro]

No, that's your civic obligation 

[mario583]

No, that's your civic obligation 

What?  Fuck?

....
You clever person cjlubdoods;

[heltar]

say you're a racist

Awful lotta honkies in here....

[mario583]

If everyone else picks guilty you should pick innocent and then use your wit to get everyone else to say he's innocent as well just like in 12 Little Angry People.

But the DNA evidence matched 13 out of 13 SDR's, the Defendant's clearly guilty.

Other guy: Let's go over this again...........and that's why we need to find this man not guilty.

*JMV bursts through a window at court sometime later with a Machine Gun*
No body listened to me, ___ must die!!  *you fire wildly*