FUCK. Guess what I got in the mail.

[Daddy]

It's my civil obligation. 
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Classic]

GOD DAMMIT

Sorry James. 

[Travis]

say you're a racist

[ME##]

lol that's what you get for voting

[Bolivian Army]

hit on the judge

[The spy who loves you]

maybe you will make nice jury friends

[Hermione Granger]

don't you get paid?

[l a c e y]

congratulations.
when i read the title of this thread i thought it said guess what i got in the mall.
and i was excited to know.

[YPrrrr]

congratulations.
when i read the title of this thread i thought it said guess what i got in the mall.
and i was excited to know.

... what? lol

[russell]

you get like $20 a day and you might not even get picked and it might be an interesting case 

[Lozal]

Sorry, James. 

[l a c e y]

... what? lol

whhat do you mean what?

[ncba93ivyase]

if jmv doesn't do it, he's a dumbass

It's better to go out there and do some good than just post on reddit and whine and say "GUY GOT CONVICTED FOR RAPING A GIRL HE NEVER MET VOTE RON PAUL TODAY."

those of you that would try to get out of it are pansies that are only putting more power into the hands of death penalty loving nutcases that'd love to get on the jury for any case

[YPrrrr]

whhat do you mean what?

congratulations.
when i read the title of this thread i thought it said guess what i got in the mall.
and i was excited to know.

The title does say "guess what I got in the mail."

[l a c e y]

The title does say "guess what I got in the mail."

but, i thought it said THE MALL.