I met John Lennon & Yoko Ono

[j o e i n c]

So I went to this musical event thing, don't really remember what it was but it was pretty small. It was pretty boring, but then John Lennon & Yoko came out and were going to play. The only thing was, they played the xylophone or something for like 5 seconds and then began to leave. WTF? I told him what he was doing or something. I was pretty mad.

He stopped, Yoko left (She didn't want to hear arguing I guess) I was saying why he only played for 3 seconds, it was rediculous. He disagreed, told me he played for 15 seconds. He asked me how long our conversation was, I said a couple minutes. He pointed to the clock and it turned out to be 15 minutes. He said, "It's all perspective, man."

Anyway I just got verbally ass pounded (no vulgarities) by John. Then for some reason he asked me where my jacket was, I didn't have one on me, so he gave me his. He bid me a fare well. The jacket was awesome, it was a russian looking one that was black with gold trimmed red flowers on it. There was a tag in the pocket that said the jacket was bought for $128. Though, if anyone wore one of those jackets now it would be considered ugly as hell. Then I woke up. 

[Hermione Granger]

john lennon is dead.

[j o e i n c]

john lennon is dead.

anything is possible.

[Hermione Granger]

anything is possible.

dr. martin luther king, jr. is dead.

[j o e i n c]

dr. martin luther king, jr. is dead.

your mind is trapped by false thoughts, bro.

[Daddy]

i met mark david chapman

[j o e i n c]

i met mark david chapman

omg

[Cookie]

Joeinc can talk to the dead.

[j o e i n c]

Joeinc can talk to the dead.

in my dreams 

[Socks]

Imagine all the people, it's easy if you try. Right Joeinc?