LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU YOU

[Nyerp]

hey sam wanna get on your knees and suck my cock a little?

[guff]

i like poptarts

[Kalahari Inkantation]

My hair's always a huge mess, but I love it.

[rdl]

if i wasnt crazy, id be me before i was crazy

so therefore i wouldnt be me

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i'm very tall, and the fact that i'm extremely thin makes me look even taller

I walk with a very slight limp, as though one of my legs is half an inch shorter than the other.

[spoiler]I don't know why. [/spoiler]

[Garahe]

i'm very tall, and the fact that i'm extremely thin makes me look even taller

I walk with a very slight limp, as though one of my legs is half an inch shorter than the other.

[spoiler]I don't know why. [/spoiler]

One of Josef Stalin's arms was shorter than the other due to a beating as a child. or something.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

but my legs are the same length
maybe it has something to do with my horrible posture

[Kalahari Inkantation]

I've recently noticed that I have a habit of speaking in full sentences.

"What's the name of that book again?"
"The name of that book is _______."

I have yet to receive a complaint about it, but I'm sure it bothers some people because they just want me to get to the point.

I think it's probably a way of subconsciously buying time to think of the proper thing to say.

[Samus Aran]

My typos. 

[Feynman]

I'm "shy"

I'm an attention whore, both online and not.

lolwut

[Daddy]

Also, if someone calls Wikipedia or any other wiki "Wiki" or refers to a page in a wiki as a "wiki" my head fucking EXPLODES

please go fix the wiki bitch.




I talk really fast and somewhat quietly.

[Tri4se]

I have a monotone voice.

[YPrrrr]

I have a monotone voice.

Oh god me too...

[ME##]

I have a weird habit of covering my mouth when I'm speaking. :[

[ncba93ivyase]

Whenever someone greets me in the halls, I scratch my nose.

why i don't know but it just happens