The Unborn sucked. :|

Josh · January 10, 2009, 07:47:04 PM

I sat through The Unborn yesterday with a group of friends. It wasn't good OR scary. It was advertised as shit yourself scary, but the scary parts come in between the boring backstory parts, which take up 75% of the movie. The scary parts weren't even that bad, even worse they came in at the most obvious time. "lololol, its dark and i'm scared let me look in the mirror OH SHIT A POSESSED 4 YEAR OLD!!!"

Long story short, I wasn't satisfied. What do you guys think of the unborn?

[spoiler]The only good part is when grandpa gets possessed by the dybbuk and he goes ape shit.[/spoiler]

Selkie · January 10, 2009, 07:52:33 PM

It still kind of gives me a cold sweat when I realize last night me and my friends were close to picking seeing this over Gran Torino.

Hiro · January 10, 2009, 07:57:36 PM

Why would you even expect it to be any good?

Josh · January 10, 2009, 07:59:22 PM

Quote from: Hiro on January 10, 2009, 07:57:36 PM
Why would you even expect it to be any good?

pfft fuck that shit man, I wanted to see bedtime stories.

i blame peer pressure.

Hiro · January 10, 2009, 08:00:39 PM

Quote from: The King's Royal Baker on January 10, 2009, 07:59:22 PM
pfft fuck that shit man, I wanted to see bedtime stories.

i blame peer pressure.

Bedtime Sotries was really mediocre :\

Samus Aran · January 10, 2009, 08:04:30 PM

it's kind of pathetic when getting scared becomes a reason to spend money on seeing a movie

Josh · January 10, 2009, 08:15:35 PM

Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:04:30 PM
it's kind of pathetic when getting scared becomes a reason to spend money on seeing a movie

Then I guess it's a good thing that wasn't the reason I saw it.

Samus Aran · January 10, 2009, 08:16:04 PM

Quote from: The King's Royal Baker on January 10, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
Then I guess it's a good thing that wasn't the reason I saw it.

You sure made it seem like it was an important reason, sir.

Josh · January 10, 2009, 08:19:15 PM

Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 08:16:04 PM
You sure made it seem like it was an important reason, sir.

That's because I expected to get scared, but it's not the most important factor. The fact that it wasn't scary only contributes to the fact that it sucked, but the main reason it sucked was the shitilly awful Auschwitz backstory.

Geno · January 10, 2009, 09:32:26 PM

Odette Yustman is really hot
And I heard she shows alot of camel toe

Josh · January 11, 2009, 06:31:01 AM

Quote from: Geno on January 10, 2009, 09:32:26 PM
Odette Yustman is really hot
And I heard she shows alot of camel toe

This is true

Oh · January 11, 2009, 06:58:51 AM

I thought it was hilarious, me and my friend knew it was going to be bad but we saw it to laugh at it.

Pyrate · January 11, 2009, 10:30:31 AM

I like how in one of the commercials it advertised, "WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE WRITERS FROM THE DARK KNIGHT".

Selkie · January 11, 2009, 11:06:08 AM

Quote from: Pyrate on January 11, 2009, 10:30:31 AM
I like how in one of the commercials it advertised, "WRITTEN BY ONE OF THE WRITERS FROM THE DARK KNIGHT".

lol

"INCLUDES A SCENE WITH THAT GUY WHO CROSSED THE STREET IN THAT ONE SCENE IN THE DARK KNIGHT"

Commander Fuckass · January 11, 2009, 01:46:11 PM

I wanna see Defiance friday

The Unborn sucked. :|

Josh

January 10, 2009, 07:47:04 PM

Selkie

January 10, 2009, 07:52:33 PM #1

Hiro

January 10, 2009, 07:57:36 PM #2

Josh

January 10, 2009, 07:59:22 PM #3

Hiro

January 10, 2009, 08:00:39 PM #4

Samus Aran

January 10, 2009, 08:04:30 PM #5

Josh

January 10, 2009, 08:15:35 PM #6

Samus Aran

January 10, 2009, 08:16:04 PM #7

Josh

January 10, 2009, 08:19:15 PM #8

Geno

January 10, 2009, 09:32:26 PM #9

Josh

January 11, 2009, 06:31:01 AM #10

Oh

January 11, 2009, 06:58:51 AM #11

Pyrate

January 11, 2009, 10:30:31 AM #12

Selkie

January 11, 2009, 11:06:08 AM #13

Commander Fuckass

January 11, 2009, 01:46:11 PM #14