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Started by The spy who loves you, January 10, 2009, 03:42:16 PM

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The spy who loves you

January 10, 2009, 03:42:16 PM
crash bandicoot

the naughty dog platformers were fantastic

but the character crash sucked

I used to love killing myself because his death animations were so funny. giggle;

Geno

January 10, 2009, 04:16:04 PM #1
I see our conversation inspired a thread  giggle;
Quote from: ncba93ivyase on April 04, 2014, 10:31:27 PM
geno i swear to fucking god silvertone and i are going to board you up in your house and have the world's greatest goddamn boyager meetup right next door and put burning bags of dog shit in front of all of your windows and doors and your house will smell like dog shit but you won't be able to extinguish the flames and you'll choke and die on dog shit fumes. what made you will also kill you.

i am throwing down 5 god DAMN dollars geno i will go out and collect the dog shit myself this is fucking happening jesus fucking christ

i'll give you an upperdecker with dog shit and don't you fucking doubt it for one little second you fat bastard

Classic

January 10, 2009, 04:40:09 PM #2
Space Channel 5 Parts 1 and 2.

I love love LOVE the series. I love the design. I love the music. I love the funky 70's feel.
It's still lame though. I think that's what gives the games their charm.

ncba93ivyase

January 10, 2009, 05:25:18 PM #3
Super Mario series.

Seriously, you're playing as a middle aged Italian dwarf.

and aside from ryudo, mareg (he dies ;_;), and skye, all of grandia ii's cast sucks

Bioshock just features some guy with a nasty long-sleeve shirt/sweater thing.

I hate those main kids in the Saturn Panzer Dragoon games. The beasts are awesome, but those guys with the flappy hats are just stupid looking.

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Samus Aran

January 10, 2009, 05:28:43 PM #4
LLOYD SUCKS AND I ONLY USE HIM BECAUSE HE'S FAST AND EASY TO CHAIN SHIT-TONS OF COMBOS WITH AND USING TWO SWORDS AT ONCE IS AWESOME

seriously his voice actor sucks, he has some of the cheesiest lines ever in a video game, and he looks like a dork

but regardless ToS is a great game

ncba93ivyase

January 10, 2009, 05:58:52 PM #5
Quote from: Paranoid Pancake on January 10, 2009, 05:28:43 PM
LLOYD SUCKS AND I ONLY USE HIM BECAUSE HE'S FAST AND EASY TO CHAIN SHIT-TONS OF COMBOS WITH AND USING TWO SWORDS AT ONCE IS AWESOME

seriously his voice actor sucks, he has some of the cheesiest lines ever in a video game, and he looks like a dork

but regardless ToS is a great game
oh god how did i forget about him

All the characters in Tales of Symphonia suck, with the exception of Sheena. :|

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

Cookie

January 10, 2009, 07:33:52 PM #6
Earthbound, you're a little brat kid.

strongbad

January 10, 2009, 07:34:27 PM #7 Last Edit: January 10, 2009, 07:42:39 PM by David
Animal Crossing.
I fucking hate my self

The spy who loves you

January 10, 2009, 07:37:02 PM #8
Quote from: Pancake Paranoia on January 10, 2009, 05:58:52 PM


All the characters in Tales of Symphonia suck, with the exception of Sheena. :|
I liked Zelos and Kratos.;-;

Samus Aran

January 10, 2009, 11:26:41 PM #9
Quote from: Pancake Paranoia on January 10, 2009, 05:58:52 PM
oh god how did i forget about him

All the characters in Tales of Symphonia suck, with the exception of Sheena. :|


i love Sheena as a character but despise her as a fighter

same goes with Presea and honestly i just keep her on the battlefield because she's adorable

but yeah pretty much every character sucks one way or another for some reason

YPrrrr

January 10, 2009, 11:48:46 PM #10
Supposedly "Disgaea" or whatever, but I didn't get very far because the characters make me want to beat myself over the head with a fire extinguisher

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

January 12, 2009, 10:13:38 AM #11
Quote from: Pancake Persona on January 10, 2009, 05:58:52 PM
oh god how did i forget about him

All the characters in Tales of Symphonia suck, with the exception of Sheena. :|
fuck u regal is awesome

Samus Aran

January 12, 2009, 10:41:40 AM #12
Quote from: Charper on January 12, 2009, 10:13:38 AM
fuck u regal is awesome


he's kind of generic really

long-haired, soft-spoken, "mysterious" guy who joins you under less than trustworthy conditions

and i never use him in battle

The spy who loves you

January 12, 2009, 11:07:42 AM #13
Quote from: Charper on January 12, 2009, 10:13:38 AM
fuck u regal is awesome
he's the most generic and underdeveloped character in the fucking game akudood;

The Hand That Fisted Everyone

January 15, 2009, 01:08:38 PM #14
Quote from: Camtaro. on January 12, 2009, 11:07:42 AM
he's the most generic and underdeveloped character in the fucking game akudood;
which is why i like him.
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