what crazy fantasies do you occasionally have

[Lozal]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

Wow.

[Travis]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

What the fuck is this? 

[YPrrrr]

I fantasize about living in pre-colonized America. Just living off the land and enjoying nature's unpolluted splendor

[Feynman]

not really a fantasy, but i dream of selena gomez a lot in my sleep

but dreams being as uncontrollable as they are, my love for bond fiilms takes over and just when i am about to get some romance with ms. gomez i always end up taking out dr. evil or something

it gets annoying

[Samus Aran]

i've thought about that one once or twice, actually

god what the fuck

zoras are so not sexy

[Classic]

god what the fuck

zoras are so not sexy

You also think men aren't sexy. 
I suppose it's what a person is into.

[Samus Aran]

You also think men aren't sexy. 
I suppose it's what a person is into.

On the contrary. I can admit when a man is sexy. I just won't bend over for him.

[Daddy]

Zoras aren't animals so I don't think it would make you a furry, but they're also not people.  What would that make you?

[YPrrrr]

You also think men aren't sexy. 
I suppose it's what a person is into.

At least it's physically possible to have sex with a guy

[Classic]

On the contrary. I can admit when a man is sexy. I just won't bend over for him.

Let me rephrase.

You don't like men in that way, meaning you wouldn't fantasize about them while masturbating.
Same goes with the Zora women. So, again, it's all in the taste of a person.

Zoras aren't animals so I don't think it would make you a furry, but they're also not people.  What would that make you?

Downright horny.

At least it's physically possible to have sex with a guy

Yes. Yes it is. 

[YPrrrr]

Zoras aren't animals so I don't think it would make you a furry, but they're also not people.  What would that make you?

They're anthropomorphized fish... Don't most furries look at anthropomorphic animals?

[Kalahari Inkantation]

At least it's physically possible to have sex with a guy

It's definitely possible to have sex with a fish too.

[Classic]

It's definitely possible to have sex with a fish too.

...

[Samus Aran]

It's definitely possible to have sex with a fish too.

lead by example, o wise one

[Kalahari Inkantation]

lead by example, o wise one

i've already demonstrated, where were you