what crazy fantasies do you occasionally have

[Pyrate]

I have this fantasy about rollerblading through a completely empty mall and going through all the stores and taking whatever I want.

[Thyme]

- Put my brain in a supercomputer linked to the Internet to ultimately become the supreme digital sovereign of the world.

[spoiler]lol megalomania [/spoiler]

- Every human male getting reduced to half their size. (Mostly a sexual fantasy , but I'd also like to see the social repercussions of such an event)

I'm strange.

[Classic]

Reduced half a size? 

[Thyme]

Reduced half a size? 

Half their size. A 6 feet tall man would be 3 feet tall.

[Daddy]

Half their size. A 6 feet tall man would be 3 feet tall.

wouldn't it be hard to play with twats, tits, and lips at once?

[Thyme]

wouldn't it be hard to play with twats, tits, and lips at once?

I guess you'd have to take your time and explore each one by one.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

also i always imagine starting a conversation with a lovely lass i know and then we become best friends and love each other forever
but it'll never happen :'(

[Selkie]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

oh god, what the lol
Greatest thing I've heard all day.

[Oh]

also i always imagine starting a conversation with a lovely lass i know and then we become best friends and love each other forever
but it'll never happen :'(

Same here. 

[Det in F♯ Major]

but no one watches you in your shitty gorilla-themed plays

Oh Bassir, you look the most gorilla-like than anyone here, so I really don't know why you keep using that insult with me. 
[spoiler]Not to mention a gorilla has way better teeth than you could have, even with braces, ew. :X[/spoiler]

But I would like for you to tell me the name of said 'gorilla-themed' plays because I haven't actually heard of any, not that you'd know anything about being sophisticated and going to the theatre. n___n

[Samus Aran]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

...what the hell

[Pyrate]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

o god i thought that was just me

[Nyerp]

o god i thought that was just me

lmao

[ncba93ivyase]

Often when I am jacking off I imagine hot chicks as if they were Zoras, like from Zelda.

at first i read zoras as zayna and was like wat

and then i noticed it was zoras and was like WAT