girl predicament 2

[guff]

get her a sockmonkey

[Daddy]

get her a sock monkey that lights up and give it to her at night in a park when you are alone

[superclucky]

get her a sock monkey that lights up and give it to her at night in a park when you are alone

that's the most retard thing i've ever heard

the better option is to give her a sock monkey that glows and give it to her in a park at night when you're alone

[just1more]

she's gonna dump you no matter how great the romance is

And I'm not questioning you as a romantic or attractive person, although I'm sure you're pretty ugly and boring, but I speak the truth.

That may be, but I still need experience in the whole girl area.

[Meyer Lansky]

My advice is to stop looking to be in a relationship so early in your college years.

[Selkie]

Just be yourself. And don't hold back. Do something kind and interesting and fun, and you need to figure out that part on your own.

[FAMY2]

get her a sockmonkey

ilu Guff.    cjlubdoods;

Hey that works.   

[Feynman]

That may be, but I still need experience in the whole girl area.

You don't need shit.

By the logic you're going by, you should also get some experience in the liquid-nitrogen consuming area as well. And the nuclear bomb human testing area. Oh, and don't forget the heroine area.

[just1more]

You don't need shit.

By the logic you're going by, you should also get some experience in the liquid-nitrogen consuming area as well. And the nuclear bomb human testing area. Oh, and don't forget the heroine area.

why not? 

I don't want to wind up like the 40 year old virgin. ;-; Hell, he actually went further with a girl than I ever have.

[Lozal]

You don't need shit.

By the logic you're going by, you should also get some experience in the liquid-nitrogen consuming area as well. And the nuclear bomb human testing area. Oh, and don't forget the heroine area.

[Feynman]

why not? 

I don't want to wind up like the 40 year old virgin. ;-; Hell, he actually went further with a girl than I ever have.

i don't want to end up like the 40 year old non-liquid-nitrogen-consuming man ;-;

[just1more]

i don't want to end up like the 40 year old non-liquid-nitrogen-consuming man ;-;

well good. if that's what you want to do, go for it.

[Hippopo]

why not? 

I don't want to wind up like the 40 year old virgin. ;-; Hell, he actually went further with a girl than I ever have.

Don't fret.  It'll happen.

[just1more]

Don't fret.  It'll happen.

I've never kissed a girl before, though. I'm 18 years old. :'(

[Classic]

I've never kissed a girl before, though. I'm 18 years old. :'(

Awwwwwww. It's alright honey. Sometimes things happen to some people later than others.
You're going to find your princess, and full-out french her one day.

I just know it.