HELP ME WRITE A MOVIE

[Geno]

Actually, this is a good idea.  It has potential to be really funny, and it suites your interests.

I know I was actually being serious lol

[YPrrrr]

Do the story of a kid who runs away from home after his parents scold him "just to show 'em." Have said kid get killed by a car or something and show the family's reaction, whatever you want it to be.

Fin.

[ncba93ivyase]

Sit in bed naked and face down. Have a man come in, preferably older, and lay down a stack of flapjacks on your bare bottom. Let the melting butter and syrup seep all over your buttocks and into your crack. Have the man slowly eat the flapjacks without saying a word. Once he gets halfway through the flapjacks, start silently sobbing and make sure it's visible. When he finishes, have him lay down his suitcase on your sticky butt, then the first statement will be made: "GODDAMNIT WOMAN, YOU GOT MY PAPERS STICKY."

He'll then go off to work, angry and disappointed with you with his sticky briefcase in tow.

Fin.

Also, must be in black and white for greater dramatic impact.

[strongbad]

Sit in bed naked and face down. Have a man come in, preferably older, and lay down a stack of flapjacks on your bare bottom. Let the melting butter and syrup seep all over your buttocks and into your crack. Have the man slowly eat the flapjacks without saying a word. Once he gets halfway through the flapjacks, start silently sobbing and make sure it's visible. When he finishes, have him lay down his suitcase on your sticky butt, then the first statement will be made: "GODDAMNIT WOMAN, YOU GOT MY PAPERS STICKY."

He'll then go off to work, angry and disappointed with you with his sticky briefcase in tow.

Fin.

Also, must be in black and white for greater dramatic impact.

Why did I lol
Seriously.

[Hiro]

Make it about a dude that gets beat up at school and then one day the bully gets hit by a car and they become friends. And then they break out in song

[Sam]

Sit in bed naked and face down. Have a man come in, preferably older, and lay down a stack of flapjacks on your bare bottom. Let the melting butter and syrup seep all over your buttocks and into your crack. Have the man slowly eat the flapjacks without saying a word. Once he gets halfway through the flapjacks, start silently sobbing and make sure it's visible. When he finishes, have him lay down his suitcase on your sticky butt, then the first statement will be made: "GODDAMNIT WOMAN, YOU GOT MY PAPERS STICKY."

He'll then go off to work, angry and disappointed with you with his sticky briefcase in tow.

Fin.

Also, must be in black and white for greater dramatic impact.

wasn't that like... your fantasy?

Or was that eating a fried chicken picnic off someone's ass?

[ncba93ivyase]

wasn't that like... your fantasy?

Or was that eating a fried chicken picnic off someone's ass?

It was a fresh turkey dinner with gravy.

[Nyerp]

Sit in bed naked and face down. Have a man come in, preferably older, and lay down a stack of flapjacks on your bare bottom. Let the melting butter and syrup seep all over your buttocks and into your crack. Have the man slowly eat the flapjacks without saying a word. Once he gets halfway through the flapjacks, start silently sobbing and make sure it's visible. When he finishes, have him lay down his suitcase on your sticky butt, then the first statement will be made: "GODDAMNIT WOMAN, YOU GOT MY PAPERS STICKY."

He'll then go off to work, angry and disappointed with you with his sticky briefcase in tow.

Fin.

Also, must be in black and white for greater dramatic impact.

holy shit lol

[Kalahari Inkantation]

Sit in bed naked and face down. Have a man come in, preferably older, and lay down a stack of flapjacks on your bare bottom. Let the melting butter and syrup seep all over your buttocks and into your crack. Have the man slowly eat the flapjacks without saying a word. Once he gets halfway through the flapjacks, start silently sobbing and make sure it's visible. When he finishes, have him lay down his suitcase on your sticky butt, then the first statement will be made: "GODDAMNIT WOMAN, YOU GOT MY PAPERS STICKY."

He'll then go off to work, angry and disappointed with you with his sticky briefcase in tow.

Fin.

Also, must be in black and white for greater dramatic impact.

I chuckled.

[Selkie]

I have a reasonable idea for you...

Have it be a series of scenes filmed in average locations, that contain a good amount of people (airport, cafeteria, gym). Then focus the main idea on a man, who is walking around these scenes looking for something, but everyone else is frozen. Then at the end, just have the man and a woman be looking directly at each other in an empty room, perfectly still.

You can either get lots of friends to stand still for you in these places, or I guess use a green screen but that wouldn't look nearly as good.

[Sam]

It was a fresh turkey dinner with gravy.

are you suuuuuuuuuuuure
? I coulda sworn it was fried chicken.

[Ezloﺕ]

porno

or you could make a film of your pathetic life on nsider and how much you've wasted there

[Oh]

 Do your own work.