I need advice...

[Classic]

Well, I won't be leaving for school for now...

...so I'm stuck here for the time being...

So I think I should at least try and make it worthwhile.
I'm going to look for a job and find one that I will actually enjoy. I'm out of the food business forever. FOREVER.

...on to relations...
So, I need to find someone suited for me. I'm tired of being lonely. I hate it. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A NEW YEAR'S KISS. :'(

Boyah, what should I do to become more attractive to the eye and mind?
ITT, ways I could improve myself to find someone.

[The spy who loves you]

i thought you said you get plenty of ass what more could you need help with

[Classic]

i thought you said you get plenty of ass what more could you need help with

It's nice...

but I want just one.

[ME##]

be the complete opposite of me and that should make you attractive. 

[just1more]

You didn't have a New Year's kiss? Boohoo, I've never even had a kiss before. 

[me003]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A NEW YEAR'S KISS. :'

...WHAT IS THIS!?! I have never heard of this.

i thought you said you get plenty of ass what more could you need help with

I thought he was gay?

[The spy who loves you]

You didn't have a New Year's kiss? Boohoo, I've never even had a kiss before. 

ive been further with a chick then you

[just1more]

ive been further with a chick then you

STFU 

[Hippopo]

I didn't have a new years kiss either....

[The spy who loves you]

I didn't have a new years kiss either....

but you're incredibly sexy how is this possible

[Classic]

...WHAT IS THIS!?! I have never heard of this.
I thought he was gay?

I am.

I didn't have a new years kiss either....

...

[ME##]

I thought he was gay?

men have asses too

[Hippopo]

men have asses too

Wut? We do?  Whar? 

[ME##]

Wut? We do?  Whar? 

i wouldn't know where to find it. 

[Classic]

This isn't helping...