The Dark Batman

[Andrew1911]

This is going to be one gritty thread.



The Dark Batman pulls no punches in it's dark portrayals of street entertainers.



If this van's a-rockin', please inform child services.



"So, what's the deal with this Joker guy? I mean, he wears clown make-up? What's the deal with that?"



"What are you doing over there?"



"I was making a Seinfeld joke. Get it? He starts everything with the what's about stuff. It's high brow comedy over here."



"It isn't funny."



"I succeeded then."



"Uh, guys... I'm right here."





"Awwwwwwkward."

[Commander Fuckass]

Sux

[Andrew1911]

"Hm, click ads to keep Boyah alive? It looks like I must do my duty!"



If you thought Heat needed clowns. then this is the movie for you.



"Can you believe I'm not formally trained in acting?"



"Clowns in my bank..."



"I don't think so."





"Alright, you goddamn godless heathen clowns. You've asked for it. I believe a strut is in order."



"Nigga done started some shit up now."



"Better call a fucking clown hearse for you and your god damn clown friends!"



The Joker puts his childhood weekend gymnastics to good use.

[Andrew1911]

philistines 

[Geno]

Your Jurassic park one was better considering that the movie was awful.

[Feynman]

So, uh where'd you get the screenshots? http://boyah.net/bassir/dead.swf

[Tomboh]

So, uh where'd you get the screenshots

digital copy on computer?

[Feynman]

digital copy on computer?

You have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!

[Tomboh]

You have any idea who you're stealing from? You and your friends are dead!

that went right over my head the first time

[Feynman]

that went right over my head the first time

what

[Tomboh]

what

my computer flew over my head

[Wrench]

Damnit, stop making these when I'm sleeping. Continue the story please.

[Andrew1911]

The Smoke Monster shows it's true form.



"Alright, here's the plan. You're going to cover me as I jump out and fire into his clown hating guts. Got it?"



"I never realized how beautiful you are. And... Now... It may be too late."



"Not now, man! Here I go!"



"Boom! Headshot, motherfucker."



Before becoming The One, Neo had to perform some rather degrading methods to make ends meet.



"Hearst... I'm coming to you, my love."



"Nice cover, asshole."



"I'm sorry. I just got lost in your eyes."

[Cookie]

I love these so much. I liked the Star Wars one.

This one is getting better.

[Andrew1911]

"Hey, that's a-lotta dough!"



"Hey, that's not cool, man. I'm Italian and I find that offensive to my nationality."



"Isn't being a criminal offensive to your nationality?"



"...

Shut up."



"Hm... My souffle is almost ready."



"Looks like your souffle is going to be quite deflated."



"If you kill me, you'll never know where the gold is buried."



"Bullshit. The only thing that could stop me killing you is some sort of large, yellow vehicle crashing through the wall and killing me."



"Well, I'll be damned."



"Should I exchange insurance cards with him?"



"As long as it's not life insurance because you're both DEAD... Insurance."



"That's oddly specific."



"Oh, now, I see what you did there."