Andrew1911 is psycho: Andrew1911 Predicts Your Future

[Andrew1911]

Copypasta.

Copyfuckthefuckoffa.

[ClassicTyler]

silly;

[Andrew1911]

silly;

Classictyler's Future: Cop on the Edge Who Doesn't Play By The Rules

You're a cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules. Miranda rights? Fuck that shit. They don't have the right to remain silent in your god damn house. No cruel and unnecessary punishment? Fuck that shit. You will be as cruel and as unnecessary as you fucking want. That bastard shouldn't have littered in the first place.

In 2019, you discover a deep rooted conspiracy to kill the mayor of your town. You go undercover in the gang to discover who's behind the conspiracy. You find out it's the mayor himself. He's going to pretend to kill himself and take over the town! You can't let that happen. You dive into action and kill everyone there. Unfortunately, you forgot to keep one of them alive and you're arrested for murdering fifteen people.

[6M69I69B9]

What's my future ?

[Andrew1911]

What's my future ?

BAN CAMP

[Silverhawk79]

Hi there, Sarge.

Silverhawk's Future: That Crazy Guy Who Holds Signs



After dropping out from college, claiming that the professors were out to get you, you decide to move to New York. Unfortunately, the companies are all out to get you since they will not hire you. You know too much. You have to spread the word about their evil. You stand outside of Verizon every Tuesday, holding the sign that tells passerbys of Verizon's sins.

You try to tell the passerbys how Verizon tried to take sexual advantage of you but since you haven't taken a shower since 2008, they will not come within ten feet of you. One day, Verizon decides to take action and kill you while you sleep in your cardboard box. You burn alive in 2018 by Verizon's hitman, That Cell Phone Guy.

Damnit. emo;

[6M69I69B9]

What's my future ?

BAN CAMP

Why?

[Lozal]

What's my future?  awesome;

[The Oggmonster]

Ok, predict mine now.  flower;

[Andrew1911]

Welcome home, honey. How was your day at work?

Steal's Future: Walt Disney's Frozen Head Caretaker

In college, you will pick up an internship from Disney as a cast member. In Walt Disney World, you will stumble upon Walt Disney's frozen head. Obviously, they cannot let you leave with that knowledge and they cannot kill you since you do have family. They hire you as Walt Disney's frozen head caretaker to silence you. In the year 2054, Walt Disney will awaken and you will be the Secretary of State when Disney creates the United States of Disney.

[Andrew1911]

What's my future?  awesome;

Arual's Future: Dead at 25

Terrible news... On your 25th birthday, you will recieve a motorcycle from your best friend, Bubba Jameson. Unfortunately, Bubba did not decide to buy the helmet for five dollars more. Bubba decided to buy five packages of Skittles instead. If Bubba had spent five dollars more on the motorcycle, you might have lived. But, you don't.

When driving on I-95 on a stormy night, you notice how slippery the road is and begin to test the motorcycle by riding all over the road. You catch West Nile Virus from a mosquito that bite your neck while stopping at a toll.

[Andrew1911]

Ok, predict mine now.  flower;

The Oggmonster's Future: Terrible Stand Up Comedian

After graduating with honors from Harvard University, you decide to take your life in a new route. Perhaps, you'll get a career as a stand up comedian instead of finding a cure to AIDS, you think to yourself. You go from stage to stage across the US telling jokes. Of course, you're one of the worst stand up comedians ever. Your jokes are just offensive and unfunny. When some Mexican heckles you, you scream, "WETBACK! WE'VE GOT A WETBACK HERE! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK! DON'T YOU KNOW WE TIE YOU TO A TREE AND BEAT YOU UP FOR YOUR DELICIOUS CANDY!"

After doing the show, the Mexican and his pals decide to beat the shit out of you in the alley. One of them stabs you with a spork they found in a dumpster. Unfortunately for you, the spork had HIV on it. You catch HIV and it later develops into AIDS where you die. You could've prevented this if you just stayed as a scientist and you would've discovered the cure to AIDS.

[The Oggmonster]

The Oggmonster's Future: Terrible Stand Up Comedian

After graduating with honors from Harvard University, you decide to take your life in a new route. Perhaps, you'll get a career as a stand up comedian instead of finding a cure to AIDS, you think to yourself. You go from stage to stage across the US telling jokes. Of course, you're one of the worst stand up comedians ever. Your jokes are just offensive and unfunny. When some Mexican heckles you, you scream, "WETBACK! WE'VE GOT A WETBACK HERE! HE CAN TALK! HE CAN TALK! DON'T YOU KNOW WE TIE YOU TO A TREE AND BEAT YOU UP FOR YOUR DELICIOUS CANDY!"

After doing the show, the Mexican and his pals decide to beat the shit out of you in the alley. One of them stabs you with a spork they found in a dumpster. Unfortunately for you, the spork had HIV on it. You catch HIV and it later develops into AIDS where you die. You could've prevented this if you just stayed as a scientist and you would've discovered the cure to AIDS.

Hmm Terrible Stand up Comedian, almost like Dane Cook.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

predict plz

[Houdini]

This sounds interesting. Do me! Do me!