my tortoise is named "brain gorger"

[The artist formally known]

Thats his final name.

[StarPilot]

So how big is Brain Gorger going to get when he's an adult?

[Claquesous]

My brother has one who is named Bowser. Yeah, it's pretty original. He got the turtle a few years ago at the beach. It was roughly the size of a quarter, now he's as long and as wide as my fingerspan.

[l a c e y]

that is the cutest thing ever!
i want a turtle..
and i want a snake!

[Selkie]

God he's adorable 

[Samus Aran]

holy shit it's so cute

interesting name

[Squirtlejazz]

I want a turtle!!

[Kalahari Inkantation]

cutest thing i've seen all day
Pretty interesting name, too.

[Pyrate]

Aw, he reminds me of .

[guff]

enjoy your salmonella

[l a c e y]

enjoy your salmonella

dude, don't you get that from eggs?

[Daddy]

dude, don't you get that from eggs?

and reptiles

[l a c e y]

and reptiles

not fucking cool, not cool at all...

[Wrench]

Aw, he reminds me of .

Brain Gorger needs a mate to be

[Samus Aran]

dude, don't you get that from eggs?

Don't you fucking know anything?