What to do on a boring Saturday night alone?

[Josh]

This is one of the first weekends i've had nothing to do with. no going out with friends, no dates, I don't have shit. what can be done by myself in a house in the middle of a boring mountain town?

I know somebody's gonna say busta nut, so I'll say it before you. Busta nut.

I have the following things in my disposal:

A cat
The internet
A Wii
A paperclip
Enough christmas lights to wrangle a goddamn bull
The Simpsons season 2 on DVD
My imagination
A TV, but sadly I've lost my remote and it's stuck on the DirecTV info station

Somebody help me pull a McGyver and end my boredom

[guff]

bust a move

[Bolivian Army]

A cat
The internet

some crazy stuff is bout to go down man 

[Nyerp]

simpsons duh

though the dvd menus are really shitty

[russell]

some crazy stuff is bout to go down man 

my thoughts exactly

just get a camera and do weird stuff to your cat and see what happens

or just follow it around your house

[l a c e y]

i had this problem last weekend.
i almost died, seriously.

you should definitly like make a fort or something..

[Commander Fuckass]

Bust a nut on your cat while playing wii sports.

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mastur...
Typical teenager things.

[superclucky]

let your cat fondle with you while you use your imagination

[me003]

try to connect your cat online by connecting it to the paperclip and connect that to the wii. And then try to play the simpsons on your cat that's now hooked up to the internet. 

[Selkie]

let your cat fondle with you while you use your imagination

ouch 


put up christmas lights in your room, I did and its nice