girl predicament

[Daddy]

Your ill-minded advice will get this Agent killed.

ill-minded?

you didn't have to attack my insanity 

[Feynman]

ill-minded?

you didn't have to attack my insanity 

Go drink some Nasonex.

[guff]

given both jmv and bassir's resounding success with the fairer sex, i would recommend completely disregarding their opinions 

[Himu]

You don't want to blog to her your every move through electronic communicationââ,¬â€�that way you'll have more to talk about during your next session, which'll make it more comfortable and easier for you to ask.

This is true.

[Daddy]

given both jmv and bassir's resounding success with the fairer sex, i would recommend completely disregarding their opinions 

i have a fair lass on the internets so that places me above bassir 

[Feynman]

given both jmv and bassir's resounding success with the fairer sex, i would recommend completely disregarding their opinions 

The nonexistence of my sexual life is not caused by romantic incompetence, but by a personal choice.

[guff]

The nonexistence of my sexual life is not caused by romantic incompetence, but by a personal choice.

i have a fair lass on the internets so that places me above bassir 

i still can't tell which one of you is the bigger loser

[Daddy]

i still can't tell which one of you is the bigger loser

bassir 

[Placebo Headwound]

The nonexistence of my sexual life is not caused by romantic incompetence, but by a personal choice.

That's what they all say, Bassir.

[Feynman]

bassir 

I'll take the title, if it means so much to you.

That's what they all say, Bassir.

Actually, many blame it on the opposite sex.

[strongbad]

Girls don't get me

[Meyer Lansky]

given both jmv and bassir's resounding success with the fairer sex, i would recommend completely disregarding their opinions 

That means he should listen to me, right?

[YPrrrr]

given both jmv and bassir's resounding success with the fairer sex, i would recommend completely disregarding their opinions 

So we should disregard Bassir's advice and also not listen to JMV saying to disregard Bassir's advice.

I sense a paradox

[superclucky]

Ok here's my advice.Do the exact opposite of this.

But it works for me.

[just1more]

I chickened out of calling her last night. Instead, I sent her a text message asking her how her skiing trip went. An hour later she responded "Good". Then I texted her back "lol was there enough snow on the ground?" She never responded.

Here's a picture of her: