Look what I got

[Samus Aran]

aeschylus would be more fitting

euripides could beat him up

[guff]

euripides could beat him up

the point was not his merit as an author but rather his death by turtle

[l a c e y]

nope

you were lieing to me

[Ezloﺕ]

athens is a pretty cook name

name it that

[The artist formally known]

the point was not his merit as an author but rather his death by turtle

I have a tortoise, not a turtle.

[Samus Aran]

the point was not his merit as an author but rather his death by turtle

what

i thought he was killed because he gave out the secrets of some cult or something

[guff]

what

i thought he was killed because he gave out the secrets of some cult or something

from the wikipedia article on aeschylus:

As legend has it, an eagle, mistaking the playwright's bald crown for a stone, dropped a tortoise on his head (though some accounts differ, claiming it was a stone dropped by an eagle or vulture that mistook his bald head for the egg of a flightless bird). This incident may not be as unlikely as it seems, as the Lammergeier is native to the Mediterranean region ââ,¬â€œ a large eagle-like vulture known to drop bones and tortoises on rocks to break them open.

I have a tortoise, not a turtle.

same order 

[Samus Aran]

wow

if that legend is true, talk about a lame and extremely unlucky way to die

[guff]

wow

if that legend is true, talk about a lame and extremely unlucky way to die

death by falling tortoise

just picture the last few seconds of that tortoise's life
oh god oh god get away from me you bird
no let me go let me go
NO DON'T DROP ME OH GOD OH GOD
oh hey look a bald guy ^_^

[Karel]

athens is a pretty cook name

name it that

no one names their tortoises after cities

[Ezloﺕ]

no one names their tortoises after cities

today is the day

[Wrench]

name it Apollo since the name rules

[Cookie]

Name it Doodthing.

[Selkie]

Odysseus


Also, I want one 

[strongbad]

greek tortoise sounds like a sex move


my friend has a turtle named turtle which i think is the coolest name ever for a turtle. but you have a tortoise so i don't know

maybe you should name it turtle

I lol'd
That would be an awesome name, but very confusing.